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Remember when Kenneth Branagh did this in 1994 and nobody fucking liked it?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I guess let Guillermo Del Toro take a stab at it. I'm sure he's the guy for the job seeing as he made one good movie ever and a bunch of crud but is talked about like he pumps out greatness left and right. "DuUrRr HeLlBoY!" Fuck off.

Also, Mia Goth needs to stop acting. She sucks. Do I want to fuck her stupid eyebrowless face? Yes, but she's a shitty actress and I'm sick of her. Go away, bitch. She's extremely boring. I've seen her in like 75 movies in the past 10 years and I can't even think of how her voice sounds. That's a bad sign.

Fuck Guillermo Del Taco and Fuck Mia Goth. I'm a Kenneth Branagh-man, dammit!
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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johnnynoname said:
Kenneth Branagh is going to be pissed when he reads this thread
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I love Kenneth Branagh. Wild Wild West changed my life.

I actually liked his Deniro Frankenstein movie too. My aunt and I are the only ones in the world who liked it, apparently. I actually stood on my seat applauding upon viewing it as a young boy and I cried "Kenneth Branagh, you've done it agayne!"

I even like the fawkin Poirot movies. I'm a Branaghmaniac. I can't get enough Branagh.

Something something lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught, we're the Branaghmaaaaniacs.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Everyone shit on the fact that Deniro played the monster in the Branagh version and he was easily the best portrayal of the fucking thing ever. Then here comes Bubbles Del Shitdick to fuck the character up with some gangly boy band looking fruit and probably be praised for it.

The whole world just fucks Kenneth Branagh's ass at every turn and it's not fucking fair.
 
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I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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This thing would be a perfect monster

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'm still giggling about "Bubbles Del Shitdick". It's because he has eye-magnifying glasses like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys and he's a shitdick.

None of you appreciate or deserve my genius. I'm basically the Kenneth Branagh of the forums.
 
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Branagh is so transparently aspirant, and anxiously desperate to eclipse his idol Larry Olivier. It renders his acting & directing too self-conscious. He simply gets too pompous and carried away, well-trained and studied as he is.


TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Mia Goth needs to stop acting. She sucks. Do I want to fuck her stupid eyebrowless face? Yes, but she's a shitty actress and I'm sick of her.
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Shia's not keeping her locked and chained and veiled in the house? He's not gone completely off the Catlick deep end yet, then.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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nasty twp said:
Branagh is so transparently aspirant, and anxiously desperate to eclipse his idol Larry Olivier. It renders his acting & directing too self-conscious. He simply gets too pompous and carried away, well-trained and studied as he is.




Shia's not keeping her locked and chained and veiled in the house? He's not gone completely off the Catlick deep end yet, then.
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I'll ask you to remember that this is a pro-Branagh thread, sport.

I did recently have my mind blown when I heard that he directed some Marvel movie though. I honestly thought he only directed movies for himself to star in.
 
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