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Anyone buying that the Feds couldn't get into his laptop?
Whose laptop? The guy that was a fed? Not really.
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Anyone buying that the Feds couldn't get into his laptop?
Once they came up with #VegasStrong the normies just went on about their day and forgot about it.
Twitter hashtags can solve so many problems.
Once they came up with #VegasStrong the normies just went on about their day and forgot about it.
Twitter hashtags can solve so many problems.
The security guy on ellen told me all I needed to know.
Yeah I knowThat wasn't him.
They found a shit ton of explosive material in his car. So he’s crazy enough to shoot but not also bomb people. And he brings 20 guns for some reason
What still haunts me to this day was one guy who immediately started filming pretending to help but in reality offering next to no assistance. He found some hot chick in Daisy dukes with huge tits who was obviously dead. He had the camera right in her face, and as he checked her neck for a pulse a trickle of blood came out the side of her mouth. It was fucking awful.
That dead eyed stare and that blood just haunts me
So he cut open a storm window and disabled a Las Vegas security system…
Happens every day.
Also, all the witnesses that saw different things other than the official story all died.
They claimed they couldn't beat the encryption. Total bullshit.Whose laptop? The guy that was a fed? Not really.
Damn I remember that video.What still haunts me to this day was one guy who immediately started filming pretending to help but in reality offering next to no assistance. He found some hot chick in Daisy dukes with huge tits who was obviously dead. He had the camera right in her face, and as he checked her neck for a pulse a trickle of blood came out the side of her mouth. It was fucking awful.
That dead eyed stare and that blood just haunts me
I always find it weird the hotel never remotely questioned him bringing in so much luggage and booking two rooms without any guests. What kind of illicit scumbags were they used to dealing with?I watched a documentary about it and they showed CCTV footage of him bringing suitcase after suitcase after suitcase to the suite. He booked the room for like a week and spread it out, the question is where was he stocking all these guns beforehand.
When is the last time you heard from the guard?
I always find it weird the hotel never remotely questioned him bringing in so much luggage and booking two rooms without any guests. What kind of illicit scumbags were they used to dealing with?
I mean it's a giant hotel with so much foot traffic, and security is trained to focus on suspicious people like card cheats. Not some normal-looking white guy and keeping track of how much luggage he's bringing in.
There's also the fact nobody had done this before, so if he's bringing in all this luggage maybe he's playing dress up in his room. It's like taking your shoes off at TSA - nobody had to do that until someone snuck a bomb in on their shoes. Now it's oh fuck, gotta x-ray everyone's Nikes.
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