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Remember the good ol' days when you'd read 30 Nancy Drew books and get a personal pizza?

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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Mountain Dew and pizza is revolting. If I'm going soda with pizza, it's gotta be a root beer or plain old coke to be perfectly honest witcha. Patrick is trash.
WWAW ‘da Black Cherry Boylan’s?
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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Chicks and faggots like Pat.
Nancy Drew was definitely just for girls. We would give the gay kid a break because he was gay, though. I grew up in a weird area where we would pick on you for being a faggot but if you were legit gay we'd just leave you be.

On that note, my ex from high school and college was telling that even the boys in her grade school had a favorite between NSYNC and Backstreet Boys and I just responded that if any boy listened to that shit in my school you would be fighting kids daily for a few weeks until people got bored with it and found the next personal to fuck with. I was in college when she told me that and wished I could travel back in time to fight those gay ass kids in her class. Pavlonian response.
 

Safka's Enticer

WOULD
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Nancy Drew was definitely just for girls. We would give the gay kid a break because he was gay, though. I grew up in a weird area where we would pick on you for being a faggot but if you were legit gay we'd just leave you be.

On that note, my ex from high school and college was telling that even the boys in her grade school had a favorite between NSYNC and Backstreet Boys and I just responded that if any boy listened to that shit in my school you would be fighting kids daily for a few weeks until people got bored with it and found the next personal to fuck with. I was in college when she told me that and wished I could travel back in time to fight those gay ass kids in her class. Pavlonian response.
I've never called a gay guy a faggot, a black guy a nigger, or a Down's a retard, but I have used these terms vitriolically against faggot nigger retards like Patrick.
 
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I thought boys read Hardy Boys books and only chicks read Nancy Drew books.
You're gay then for liking to read about little boys, child. I was reading Nancy Drew because I wanted to fuck her. That's how Pat would try to spin it. Same as when weirdo gamer fags who love playing as women say they do it so they can look at the video game character's ass. DO YA?
 
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You're gay then for liking to read about little boys, child. I was reading Nancy Drew because I wanted to fuck her. That's how Pat would try to spin it. Same as when weirdo gamer fags who love playing as women say they do it so they can look at the video game character's ass. DO YA?
Society is conditioning dudes to except all 'strong female leads' through simping.
 
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