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Did he just admit to being in Special Ed? They probably had to bribe this fatass with pizza to get him to read anything at all.
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WWAW ‘da Black Cherry Boylan’s?Mountain Dew and pizza is revolting. If I'm going soda with pizza, it's gotta be a root beer or plain old coke to be perfectly honest witcha. Patrick is trash.
exactly - you can "finish" them in like 10 minutesNigga, choose your own adventure is not a book
[SENIOR YEAR ENGLISH FINAL]exactly - you can "finish" them in like 10 minutes
Maybe it's because I'm sick with the chink flu but this had me wheezing and howling for some reason.[SENIOR YEAR ENGLISH FINAL]
TEACHER: patrick, what'd you think would be happening today?
: I thought you'd be listening to my report on the Baby SiTTers Club
Chicks and faggots like Pat.I thought boys read Hardy Boys books and only chicks read Nancy Drew books.
Yep exactly. We had this program where I lived too and that’s the kind of shit I would read for it. Hardy Boys and baseball books and shit like Sherlock HolmesI thought boys read Hardy Boys books and only chicks read Nancy Drew books.
Nancy Drew was definitely just for girls. We would give the gay kid a break because he was gay, though. I grew up in a weird area where we would pick on you for being a faggot but if you were legit gay we'd just leave you be.Chicks and faggots like Pat.
I've never called a gay guy a faggot, a black guy a nigger, or a Down's a retard, but I have used these terms vitriolically against faggot nigger retards like Patrick.Nancy Drew was definitely just for girls. We would give the gay kid a break because he was gay, though. I grew up in a weird area where we would pick on you for being a faggot but if you were legit gay we'd just leave you be.
On that note, my ex from high school and college was telling that even the boys in her grade school had a favorite between NSYNC and Backstreet Boys and I just responded that if any boy listened to that shit in my school you would be fighting kids daily for a few weeks until people got bored with it and found the next personal to fuck with. I was in college when she told me that and wished I could travel back in time to fight those gay ass kids in her class. Pavlonian response.
You're gay then for liking to read about little boys, child. I was reading Nancy Drew because I wanted to fuck her. That's how Pat would try to spin it. Same as when weirdo gamer fags who love playing as women say they do it so they can look at the video game character's ass. DO YA?I thought boys read Hardy Boys books and only chicks read Nancy Drew books.
Society is conditioning dudes to except all 'strong female leads' through simping.You're gay then for liking to read about little boys, child. I was reading Nancy Drew because I wanted to fuck her. That's how Pat would try to spin it. Same as when weirdo gamer fags who love playing as women say they do it so they can look at the video game character's ass. DO YA?
"except"Society is conditioning dudes to except all 'strong female leads' through simping.
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You really did go to private schools when you were young."except"
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