Remember Jimmy’s shitty Vice show where he had Bailey Jay as a cohost

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
Jimmy gets a shot at something and ruins it by featuring someone he wants to fuck but is not even remotely entertaining. Shocking turn of events
This is something that Opie once complained to the producers and guest booking talent like Steve C and Roland but they all blabbed about it to Norton. Opie used to hate that Norton would invite these porn whores onto the show to basically get them to NYC for free so he would not have to pay for their flights when he would pay them to be hookers later. It was basically Norton trying to pay these whores with show plugs.

Norton would see some whore in the porn he watched. Book her on the show. Then ask her afterwards off-air how much sex would be. Basically passing on the airfare and motel payments to Sirius or whatever porn company she was promoting. This would happen several times a year where some no name whore would be invited on the show so Jimmy could try to pay her to touch his viagra induced erection for $2,500. A couple of times the whores told people that Norton tried to pay them for sex and turned him down in front of the interns and other workers.

Also Jimmy would invite people on the show and tell both Opie and Anthony he was REALLY interested in them as a guest and would lead the interview. Only to sit there DEAD SILENT like a statue. When asked after the show why he say there like a retard for 30 mins he would be evasive. But everyone knew that he invited the person just for a photograph and autograph for his collection.
 

Punished Dan Mullen

Calamari Ring Leader
This is something that Opie once complained to the producers and guest booking talent like Steve C and Roland but they all blabbed about it to Norton. Opie used to hate that Norton would invite these porn whores onto the show to basically get them to NYC for free so he would not have to pay for their flights when he would pay them to be hookers later. It was basically Norton trying to pay these whores with show plugs.

Norton would see some whore in the porn he watched. Book her on the show. Then ask her afterwards off-air how much sex would be. Basically passing on the airfare and motel payments to Sirius or whatever porn company she was promoting. This would happen several times a year where some no name whore would be invited on the show so Jimmy could try to pay her to touch his viagra induced erection for $2,500. A couple of times the whores told people that Norton tried to pay them for sex and turned him down in front of the interns and other workers.

Also Jimmy would invite people on the show and tell both Opie and Anthony he was REALLY interested in them as a guest and would lead the interview. Only to sit there DEAD SILENT like a statue. When asked after the show why he say there like a retard for 30 mins he would be evasive. But everyone knew that he invited the person just for a photograph and autograph for his collection.
Wow that's pretty vile stuff
 

Punished Dan Mullen

Calamari Ring Leader
Huh, weird.. i was just thinking of this abomination of a show earlier today. It was probably one of the worst things i have ever watched, beheading videos are a cool summer breeze compared to the worm & some tranny hosting a talk show.
I remember the sub used to think it was the best thing ever and that pedo sketch was the greatest, I thought it was pretty cringe
 
This is something that Opie once complained to the producers and guest booking talent like Steve C and Roland but they all blabbed about it to Norton. Opie used to hate that Norton would invite these porn whores onto the show to basically get them to NYC for free so he would not have to pay for their flights when he would pay them to be hookers later. It was basically Norton trying to pay these whores with show plugs.

Norton would see some whore in the porn he watched. Book her on the show. Then ask her afterwards off-air how much sex would be. Basically passing on the airfare and motel payments to Sirius or whatever porn company she was promoting. This would happen several times a year where some no name whore would be invited on the show so Jimmy could try to pay her to touch his viagra induced erection for $2,500. A couple of times the whores told people that Norton tried to pay them for sex and turned him down in front of the interns and other workers.

Also Jimmy would invite people on the show and tell both Opie and Anthony he was REALLY interested in them as a guest and would lead the interview. Only to sit there DEAD SILENT like a statue. When asked after the show why he say there like a retard for 30 mins he would be evasive. But everyone knew that he invited the person just for a photograph and autograph for his collection.
Jimmy's autographed photo fetish is something I can't be angry about.

They're the one thing he truly loves in life, and when he's dying alone in his bed, those photos aren't going to hug him, and that might be the funniest thing Norton ever produced.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
Jimmy's autographed photo fetish is something I can't be angry about.

They're the one thing he truly loves in life, and when he's dying alone in his bed, those photos aren't going to hug him, and that might be the funniest thing Norton ever produced.
Two of the greatest moments on the show came from his fame obsession. First was when Sirius bought the show tickets to some faggy NY Yankees charity event. The tickets of the event literally said NO PHOTOGRAPHY in bold letters. It was a suit-and-tie event that was something like $25,000 a table where some Yankees showed up and gave speeches and auctioned off stuff for a domestic violence charity or some other group. Norton thought it was all about him though.

Norton showed up with his camera and big fat abomination Roland as his cameraman and proceeded to bother every single person for a photo and autograph. When most of the Yankee players either refused to take the picture or looked disgusted by Jimmy it set him off. He was screaming out fake bids of billions of dollars during the auction and making a scene. And then had a meltdown rant on the air the next day including a rant about Derek Jeter.

The other one was when he bought like $100 of coffee table books for Ozzy. After years of thinking Ozzy knew who he was and they were show business equals Ozzy showed everyone he did not care. He left the gifts in the studio without taking them with him. Opie filmed this and you can clearly see Norton crying. Crying that a celebrity did not acknowledge them.

Someone can find the Jeter rant and the Ozzy gifts and post them here. I am 100% sure they are still on YouTube.
 

O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!

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Two of the greatest moments on the show came from his fame obsession. First was when Sirius bought the show tickets to some faggy NY Yankees charity event. The tickets of the event literally said NO PHOTOGRAPHY in bold letters. It was a suit-and-tie event that was something like $25,000 a table where some Yankees showed up and gave speeches and auctioned off stuff for a domestic violence charity or some other group. Norton thought it was all about him though.

Norton showed up with his camera and big fat abomination Roland as his cameraman and proceeded to bother every single person for a photo and autograph. When most of the Yankee players either refused to take the picture or looked disgusted by Jimmy it set him off. He was screaming out fake bids of billions of dollars during the auction and making a scene. And then had a meltdown rant on the air the next day including a rant about Derek Jeter.

The other one was when he bought like $100 of coffee table books for Ozzy. After years of thinking Ozzy knew who he was and they were show business equals Ozzy showed everyone he did not care. He left the gifts in the studio without taking them with him. Opie filmed this and you can clearly see Norton crying. Crying that a celebrity did not acknowledge them.

Someone can find the Jeter rant and the Ozzy gifts and post them here. I am 100% sure they are still on YouTube.
Nice inside info, stupid.
 

Joe's False Teethers

Moo moo moo moo
Two of the greatest moments on the show came from his fame obsession. First was when Sirius bought the show tickets to some faggy NY Yankees charity event. The tickets of the event literally said NO PHOTOGRAPHY in bold letters. It was a suit-and-tie event that was something like $25,000 a table where some Yankees showed up and gave speeches and auctioned off stuff for a domestic violence charity or some other group. Norton thought it was all about him though.

Norton showed up with his camera and big fat abomination Roland as his cameraman and proceeded to bother every single person for a photo and autograph. When most of the Yankee players either refused to take the picture or looked disgusted by Jimmy it set him off. He was screaming out fake bids of billions of dollars during the auction and making a scene. And then had a meltdown rant on the air the next day including a rant about Derek Jeter.

The other one was when he bought like $100 of coffee table books for Ozzy. After years of thinking Ozzy knew who he was and they were show business equals Ozzy showed everyone he did not care. He left the gifts in the studio without taking them with him. Opie filmed this and you can clearly see Norton crying. Crying that a celebrity did not acknowledge them.

Someone can find the Jeter rant and the Ozzy gifts and post them here. I am 100% sure they are still on YouTube.
Best thing Opie fucking did was point the camera at the books and not tell anyone until long after Ozzy left
 

Naked_Militiaman

Powdered Toast Man
This is something that Opie once complained to the producers and guest booking talent like Steve C and Roland but they all blabbed about it to Norton. Opie used to hate that Norton would invite these porn whores onto the show to basically get them to NYC for free so he would not have to pay for their flights when he would pay them to be hookers later. It was basically Norton trying to pay these whores with show plugs.

Norton would see some whore in the porn he watched. Book her on the show. Then ask her afterwards off-air how much sex would be. Basically passing on the airfare and motel payments to Sirius or whatever porn company she was promoting. This would happen several times a year where some no name whore would be invited on the show so Jimmy could try to pay her to touch his viagra induced erection for $2,500. A couple of times the whores told people that Norton tried to pay them for sex and turned him down in front of the interns and other workers.

Also Jimmy would invite people on the show and tell both Opie and Anthony he was REALLY interested in them as a guest and would lead the interview. Only to sit there DEAD SILENT like a statue. When asked after the show why he say there like a retard for 30 mins he would be evasive. But everyone knew that he invited the person just for a photograph and autograph for his collection.

As Woodrow Wilson said after Birth of a Nation was screened at the White House: "It's all so terribly true!"

Damn good post, brotherman. :brothaman_sm: :mel_sm::pfg_sm:
 
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