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You think he was making grunts and shit the whole time like a dumb fucking dog? Thats what athletes do!I love how regular people are just as perplexed by him as we are.
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You think he was making grunts and shit the whole time like a dumb fucking dog? Thats what athletes do!I love how regular people are just as perplexed by him as we are.
You think he was making grunts and shit the whole time like a dumb fucking dog? Thats what athletes do!
16, dick.He's going through each Josiah tape on 'Meatloaf Mondays' on his stream (at 12:30 pacific). I linked to his latest stream in my original post. They just went through call 3. Mixed in with the audio and commentary are pics and clips of him.
Here you go:16, dick.
Link?
Thanksie Doodles!
Here you go:
I think what happens is if you view the forum in dark mode you can't see when text is hyperlinked.
It's easy to sprint the last 100 yards like a banshee with diarrhea when you cut nearly 1/3rd of the course
you don’t go running in a thick cotton hoodie and sweat pants?
Can we get this put in the emojis?
Fawwk you've really captured everything that pat is about here, brotherman. BravoBoomer meme bullshit but I'll be damned if that face wasn't tailor-made for it.
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First, it was a half marathon. Even Fatrick couldn’t LARP as a marathoner.
Also, he didn’t complete the race. He cut the course in two places according to the timing mats and photographers. At best, this is his “9 mile walk” face.
Lastly, I’ve been a competitive runner for decades and seen thousands of finisher photos. I’ve never seen someone with such a stupid, inappropriate, laughable face and race outfit in my life. The photo where bystanders are pointing and laughing at him tells it all…he’s a joke and an embarrassment.
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I love how he constantly calls people "Nazis", probably because he knows if this were Berlin in the 40s he'd be on the first train out.It's so hard to choose a romantic honeymoon destination.
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