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Regarding his martyr status

TorquieTwoBeers

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he’s totally banking on people having sympathy and donating money. He’s on a National pity party tour. This kind of worries me. I couldn’t care less if this narcissistic Jack off gets 5 million dollars from Faggot donations. But even with half a brain you could spin this into a career fame and some kind of legacy.
I don't think he can spin this into anything positive for him. The best thing he has going for him is the fact that no one cares enough about his story to actually look into it. The smallest amount of research (like, say, looking at his Twitter replies) reveals that he is lying about pretty much everything and that he is constantly provoking and antagonizing the people who are supposedly terrorizing him.

Any person in the world who was the target of an alleged SWATing and terrorist campaign would avoid the alleged actors like the plague. Pat goes the complete opposite direction and responds with vitriol and escalating language 24/7.

On top of this, he's a rude, antagonizing asshole to everyone else, too. Then you throw in him abandoning his daughter and the police report from threatening to kill his ex-wife and daughter and he becomes completely unsympathetic to everyone. Any time an outlet (courts, a few of the articles written about him) digs deeper into his story the whole thing unravels and it goes poorly for Pat.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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What, is he suddenly going to become marketable? He’s fat, dumb, belligerent, and autistic. He’s not going to grow a likeable personality all of a sudden. He’s going to quickly go back to literally attacking everyone, including his “friends”, on Twitter.

He’d make more money shaving his head and running a porky pig onlyfans
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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12,676
What, is he suddenly going to become marketable? He’s fat, dumb, belligerent, and autistic. He’s not going to grow a likeable personality all of a sudden. He’s going to quickly go back to literally attacking everyone, including his “friends”, on Twitter.

He’d make more money shaving his head and running a porky pig onlyfans
I’d definitely subscribe to his only fans. He could actually become wealthy if he did cameos. The man is fucking retarded. If I had this many People (Owen Kiwi Cumtown) who would pay me 20 dollars a pop to read what they wrote. I wouldn’t give a fuck what I was reading or saying.

I’d bank 150k easily then start a small passive income stream and live off that and cameos for the rest of my life. I actually envy his position. I’d embrace it and even do live streams where people can send the meanest superchats and ask me about my cucking or anything they wanted really.
 
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CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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I don't think he can spin this into anything positive for him. The best thing he has going for him is the fact that no one cares enough about his story to actually look into it. The smallest amount of research (like, say, looking at his Twitter replies) reveals that he is lying about pretty much everything and that he is constantly provoking and antagonizing the people who are supposedly terrorizing him.

Any person in the world who was the target of an alleged SWATing and terrorist campaign would avoid the alleged actors like the plague. Pat goes the complete opposite direction and responds with vitriol and escalating language 24/7.

On top of this, he's a rude, antagonizing asshole to everyone else, too. Then you throw in him abandoning his daughter and the police report from threatening to kill his ex-wife and daughter and he becomes completely unsympathetic to everyone. Any time an outlet (courts, a few of the articles written about him) digs deeper into his story the whole thing unravels and it goes poorly for Pat.
Hey you want to drink two beers with me and get that nice two beer buzz throw some darts before we go into Apollo air conditioning? We can smoke some freebase if you want..
 
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I’d definitely subscribe to his only fans. He could actually become wealthy if he did cameos. The man is fucking retarded. If I had this many People (Owen Kiwi Cumtown) who would pay me 20 dollars a pop to read what they wrote. I wouldn’t give a fuck what I was reading or saying.

I’d bank 150k easily then start a small passive income stream and live off that and cameos for the rest of my life. I actually envy his position. I’d embrace it and even do live streams where people can send the meanest superchats and ask me about my cucking or anything they wanted really.
Any income from that would dry up almost immediately. That kind of hustle would require some self reflection and humility which he has none of. If he did try to make money like that, he wouldnt be our blue ribbon pigger
 
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I’ll keep this brief…If this is true. This nigga will be put in county. Which is kind of funny cuz he’ll be thrown in with everyone from drunks who ask for change to people who commit murder for a living. His partially functioning brain believes he’s an actual tough guy. (Half swinging at cops) so he isn’t scared about doing a small stint. Because he has no idea what it entails. He’s about as tough as he is smart. Child leaver has never been in real danger, taken a risk, or lived as a criminal a day in his gay ass life. Hence the fucking screaming and attempted assault on a police officer. Something a real life tough guy would never do. Under those circumstances. Because you’d have the shit kicked out of you while knowing the police would never face any consequences. That’s how the world works pig. Ask the jigs you disingenuously simp for.

he’s totally banking on people having sympathy and donating money. He’s on a National pity party tour. This kind of worries me. I couldn’t care less if this narcissistic Jack off gets 5 million dollars from Faggot donations. But even with half a brain you could spin this into a career fame and some kind of legacy. Again, he can have all those things. But he won’t be telling the truth to get them. That annoys the fuck out of me. I don’t want him to walk away with exactly what he’s been hoping for all these years.

At the cost of being redundant and repeating myself. It would be so fucking easy to manipulate what’s left of the extreme left homos into believing we’re some haven for hate speech. And he, a martyr. I know I could do it in his situation. I don’t even pat post. But after all this. If he gets what he wants I will be very unhappy. He took our sub after all. Am I giving him too much credit? Or is everyone not giving the average leftist Faggot enough credit?

I’m not stupid enough to explain how I would spin it to make us look like the bad guys. But it wouldn’t be hard since we’re a nation of buzz word knee jerk reacting bitches without critical thought. It takes 5 minutes of actual research to see he’s the idiot in all this. 4 minutes more than these fags will spend on looking at the evidence before throwing their weight behind a stance they view in a political light. And it will be framed that way. Idk I’m gay my dicks small 16 dick about Patrick. Fuck it.
Word on that. Motherfucker never even had a job much less prison.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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"We found a bear that stands on it's back legs" has almost as many hits in 11 hours as his sob story from the same channel.



A story about some lady drinking too much water and killing herself is over a half million in two days. Nobody believes or cares about this shit.

Reminds me of this.

 
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sorchEDearth

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Your fears are unfounded.

Yes, the permanently aggrieved classes and their horde of supporters are first and foremost clout chasers/opportunists, but there is a very specific type of person who can serve as a figurehead for their manufactured, establishment led, top-down movements. Pat is not of this type. The social institutions are set up so that a person who looks like Pat while acting like Pat will always be on the wrong side of the aisle... sure, he can be one of the horde of supporters, but he'll have to completely self-efface to be called an ally... something he is incapable of doing. To be a symbol for the movement, he'd have to either change his sex or sexual orientation... something he is unwilling to do (for now).

He really picked the wrong side. I'm sorry he's so stupid, no one will help him.
 

porquedealer

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That’s a fuckin fact, Gravy. If only Pat had a run in with some niggas to straighten his ass out and black pill him. think baby boy ever dropped a hard “ER” in anger?
Yeah but he probably gets a pass. 3 Pepperoni Americans had jut relieved him of his phone when he was walking back drunk from hooli's.
Obviously he waited until he was safely under his pink fart blanket.
It's a good job he wanted an upgrade anyway, otherwise they would have been spoonfed their teeth.
Now Nikki has to buy him a new phone so that's a Pat W
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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Yeah but he probably gets a pass. 3 Pepperoni Americans had jut relieved him of his phone when he was walking back drunk from hooli's.
Obviously he waited until he was safely under his pink fart blanket.
It's a good job he wanted an upgrade anyway, otherwise they would have been spoonfed their teeth.
Now Nikki has to buy him a new phone so that's a Pat W
Wait are you fucking with me ? Lol
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Wait are you fucking with me ? Lol
We can only go on the evidence provided.
MKE neighbourhood facebook posts reporting that 3 shines are chimping around the area
Pat chimes in with, they must be the same ones who robbed me of my phone.
Later on twitter Pat boasts of a new phone upgrade.
Since then he has always drove or ridden to hooli's at night.

artistic license was taken with the location of pats utterance of Nigger, It's possible he said it while still in the alley when they were out of earshot.
 
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