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Regarding his martyr status

CumiaPoodle

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I’ll keep this brief…If this is true. This nigga will be put in county. Which is kind of funny cuz he’ll be thrown in with everyone from drunks who ask for change to people who commit murder for a living. His partially functioning brain believes he’s an actual tough guy. (Half swinging at cops) so he isn’t scared about doing a small stint. Because he has no idea what it entails. He’s about as tough as he is smart. Child leaver has never been in real danger, taken a risk, or lived as a criminal a day in his gay ass life. Hence the fucking screaming and attempted assault on a police officer. Something a real life tough guy would never do. Under those circumstances. Because you’d have the shit kicked out of you while knowing the police would never face any consequences. That’s how the world works pig. Ask the jigs you disingenuously simp for.

he’s totally banking on people having sympathy and donating money. He’s on a National pity party tour. This kind of worries me. I couldn’t care less if this narcissistic Jack off gets 5 million dollars from Faggot donations. But even with half a brain you could spin this into a career fame and some kind of legacy. Again, he can have all those things. But he won’t be telling the truth to get them. That annoys the fuck out of me. I don’t want him to walk away with exactly what he’s been hoping for all these years.

At the cost of being redundant and repeating myself. It would be so fucking easy to manipulate what’s left of the extreme left homos into believing we’re some haven for hate speech. And he, a martyr. I know I could do it in his situation. I don’t even pat post. But after all this. If he gets what he wants I will be very unhappy. He took our sub after all. Am I giving him too much credit? Or is everyone not giving the average leftist Faggot enough credit?

I’m not stupid enough to explain how I would spin it to make us look like the bad guys. But it wouldn’t be hard since we’re a nation of buzz word knee jerk reacting bitches without critical thought. It takes 5 minutes of actual research to see he’s the idiot in all this. 4 minutes more than these fags will spend on looking at the evidence before throwing their weight behind a stance they view in a political light. And it will be framed that way. Idk I’m gay my dicks small 16 dick about Patrick. Fuck it.
 

Treat Yourself

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Patrick is not a sympathetic figure no matter how hard his contact tries to push him that way. He's not a nigger or a gash, he's fat and ugly. He's not telegenic. LIBTARDS eat up some stupid shit like canonizing "can't breef" guy who held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach but even they won't root for Rick. Rest easy. He's going down hard and not just on Jamal in county.
 

CumiaPoodle

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Patrick is not a sympathetic figure no matter how hard his contact tries to push him that way. He's not a nigger or a gash, he's fat and ugly. He's not telegenic. LIBTARDS eat up some stupid shit like canonizing "can't breef" guy who held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach but even they won't root for Rick. Rest easy. He's going down hard and not just on Jamal in county.
Thank you for the relief in these trying times. I’ve always been a pessimist.
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

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Patrick is not a sympathetic figure no matter how hard his contact tries to push him that way. He's not a nigger or a gash, he's fat and ugly. He's not telegenic. LIBTARDS eat up some stupid shit like canonizing "can't breef" guy who held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach but even they won't root for Rick. Rest easy. He's going down hard and not just on Jamal in county.
He's also a confrontational asshole who holds unfavorable opinions on certain topics (gun ownership, driving ICE vehicles, copyright enforcement). He's not a straight ballot leftist due to his shallow interests, so any success he achieves will be short lived.
 

SFWA liaison

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If crowdfunding is his ultimate goal, I don't know why he'd launch it AFTER his media tour (well, other than profound 1.2 retardation) instead of using the media attention to e-beg.

He desperately wants to testify before Congress and whenever they unavoidably change stalking laws a little bit, take credit. "I got federal law changed, child" like he brags about Reddit banning the best subreddits 100% solely because he oinked loudly at about the same time.
 

CumiaPoodle

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He's also a confrontational asshole who holds unfavorable opinions on certain topics (gun ownership, driving ICE vehicles, copyright enforcement). He's not a straight ballot leftist due to his shallow interests, so any success he achieves will be short lived.
Great point honestly. I know I’m probably just paranoid from a life of shit. But god help me he plays his cards right. I will be making it very public he allegedly wanted to murder his ex wife and unborn child.
 

Jenna

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He has too much baggage. The only way his story works is if you only listen to it, lies and all. His story being that there is a website on the internet that openly plans SWATs and bombings because our publicly stated goal is to kill him.

If he gets any mainstream attention, he's the next Jussie Smolette. There's still people that defend Jussie but most see him as a phony hoax artist. Normies tend to get upset when you underestimate their intelligence and make blatant attempts to trick them.
 

CumiaPoodle

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He has too much baggage. The only way his story works is if you only listen to it, lies and all. His story being that there is a website on the internet that openly plans SWATs and bombings because our publicly stated goal is to kill him.

If he gets any mainstream attention, he's the next Jussie Smolette. There's still people that defend Jussie but most see him as a phony hoax artist. Normies tend to get upset when you underestimate their intelligence and make blatant attempts to trick them.
I’ll be Frank with you. Jenna Ortega is going to be really fucking hot in 2 years when she starts eating food.
 

FurBurger

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His partially functioning brain believes he’s an actual tough guy. (Half swinging at cops) so he isn’t scared about doing a small stint.
He wasn't swinging at those cops out of bravado, he was trying to get them to let go of him like a petulant toddler. "Am I gonna get the shit beaten out of me?" never came into his head; it was full of "NO! DON'T WANNA!".

But even with half a brain you could spin this into a career fame and some kind of legacy.
That Collier Landry interview is up to 1.7k views, the same as it was the day after his interview. Collier's got a JonBenet Ramsey retrospective that's at 7k+, and there's one on the Murdaugh (SP?) case that's at 30k.

Nobody gives a shit. Not even frontloading it with the Lizzo accusations can help it get any traction. Even his "woe is me, I lost the case" Twitter thread only got 2k likes. His Inside Edition piece is a month old at 186k views; which for national television is shit.

He is not going to get the $50k he needs through a Gofundme; he's not going to turn this into a media career.

Nobody - other than us, and Kiwifarms, and Cumtown - gives a shit.
 

DominusOdium

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"We found a bear that stands on it's back legs" has almost as many hits in 11 hours as his sob story from the same channel.



A story about some lady drinking too much water and killing herself is over a half million in two days. Nobody believes or cares about this shit.
He wasn't swinging at those cops out of bravado, he was trying to get them to let go of him like a petulant toddler. "Am I gonna get the shit beaten out of me?" never came into his head; it was full of "NO! DON'T WANNA!".


That Collier Landry interview is up to 1.7k views, the same as it was the day after his interview. Collier's got a JonBenet Ramsey retrospective that's at 7k+, and there's one on the Murdaugh (SP?) case that's at 30k.

Nobody gives a shit. Not even frontloading it with the Lizzo accusations can help it get any traction. Even his "woe is me, I lost the case" Twitter thread only got 2k likes. His Inside Edition piece is a month old at 186k views; which for national television is shit.

He is not going to get the $50k he needs through a Gofundme; he's not going to turn this into a media career.

Nobody - other than us, and Kiwifarms, and Cumtown - gives a shit.
 

CumiaPoodle

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He wasn't swinging at those cops out of bravado, he was trying to get them to let go of him like a petulant toddler. "Am I gonna get the shit beaten out of me?" never came into his head; it was full of "NO! DON'T WANNA!".


That Collier Landry interview is up to 1.7k views, the same as it was the day after his interview. Collier's got a JonBenet Ramsey retrospective that's at 7k+, and there's one on the Murdaugh (SP?) case that's at 30k.

Nobody gives a shit. Not even frontloading it with the Lizzo accusations can help it get any traction. Even his "woe is me, I lost the case" Twitter thread only got 2k likes. His Inside Edition piece is a month old at 186k views; which for national television is shit.

He is not going to get the $50k he needs through a Gofundme; he's not going to turn this into a media career.

Nobody - other than us, and Kiwifarms, and Cumtown - gives a shit.
so wait is this a “liar whore liar whore and you know it!” Kind of situation?
 

CumiaPoodle

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Who's he going to associate with? He certainly won't group up with the whites because they voted Trump, and the blacks and Latinos won't have him, he's gonna be stuck with the pedos
His jail time would be short. Plus it’s non violent he’ll get RORd. But imagine the glaze it adds to HIS story if he serves any time. Faggot goes to jail for not paying his abusers who maliciously called him a child abandoner. For abandoning his child. But they say nigger!!!

Idk where I’m going
 
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