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The choice of associates. He'll accept anyone up to possible aspiring kidfuckers to climb ladders, and I can't figure out if it's self-centeredness or he's too low-functioning to even feel conflicted about it.
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Citizen Caine is cinema at its finest, child. The Last Dragon is Bruce Lee's best work. I'm sorry you're so stupid.Because truthfully he isn't even a geek. I get douche chills as I write this, but what is his "geek cred" exactly? All he does is watch capeshit movies. That's it. And as someone pointed out on KiwiFarms, even his super epic Ewok rant is actually base level Star Wars shit every other retard already observed. Have we ever seen Pat play table top games, read graphic novels or comics, play video games (aside from that one time where he played a Star Wars game for a few minutes), tinker with computers, or what fucking ever else may fall into a "geek" category? We've seen him build models, but he sucks at that too when you see models built by pros using techniques beyond an exacto knife to smooth out plastic.
He fucking sucks even at films, so you can't call him a film geek either. He's just an all around retard who has ZERO expertise or any in depth knowledge on fucking anything. His geek act is as fake as his tough guy act. He doesn't know shit about sports either despite constantly wearing that stupid Brewers hat.
I personally believe his Golden Eye story is a fiction as well. He probably saw actual millennials/gen Xers get nostalgic for the game they actually did play extensively in their youth and stole the experience for himself. Technicality Tomlinson. He maybe played it once at someone's house then spent the rest of the school year drooling into space like the retard he is.
I've always hated smug snarky know-nothing know-it-all's like him. Guy's like Pat deserve to be punched in the face so hard the fist explodes out the backside of their skull. The only reason he's gotten this far acting the way he does is we live in a polite society. Too polite.
Fawk, I haven't thought about that scene since I was a little kid!
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