Reasons Pat should move to Britain

[potatopeeler63]

16) he'll get his piss teeth smashed when he gets too drunk off some shit cider at a pub and says "my lovies" to some liverpool fans while wearing a man u shirt because he's fat and retarded

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

16) he'll get his piss teeth smashed when he gets too drunk off some shit cider at a pub and says "my lovies" to some liverpool fans while wearing a man u shirt because he's fat and retarded

You're right child, I will never walk alone... because I'm being gangstalked, little nothing.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Not trying to make it a competition or anything, but Britain is waaaaaaay more white than America.

America is heading for majority coloured in a few years.

i'd assume pat would live someplace like london because it's feeds his sense of superiority. and he'd be surrounded by minorities he could brag about being friends with

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

17. The way he behaves in a bar, he’s guaranteed to get glassed at a pub when his uniformed opinions piss off some Chav.

“Your Boris Johnson button is racist, child” *Guy smashes Pint Glass in Piggy’s face* take that ya bloody cunt! Go get fucked fat arse!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

17. The way he behaves in a bar, he’s guaranteed to get glassed at a pub when his uniformed opinions piss off some Chav.

“Your Boris Johnson button is racist, child” *Guy smashes Pint Glass in Piggy’s face* take that ya bloody cunt! Go get fucked fat arse!

I think the UK has mandated pint glasses that aren't able to be shattered because so many scots and bongs were maiming each other

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He hates successful people and loves to complain about anyone with money.

His masterful command of British slang would have the locals thinking he was born and bred.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Do black trans lives matter in the UK? That could be a deal breaker.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Wrong as always, childlad, I was not born without bollocks. Yes, matechild, I would like sugar with my tea, along with scones and biscuits. I deserve it, for I am an author and pundit who will be Knighted upon the morrow.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think the UK has mandated pint glasses that aren't able to be shattered because so many scots and bongs were maiming each other

He can still get a concussion. Those glasses are stout. The second part of your theory is fun… however glassing is also a common occurrence in Australia, where most white people are ethnically English, it’s pretty clear where said past time came from, England. The English use the crown as a claim they’re sophisticated. Historically they’re the most barbaric white ethnicity there is. No debate to that either.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Reasons pat should move to the bottom of the atlantic ocean:
1. he's gay and fat.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Reasons pat should move to the bottom of the atlantic ocean:
1. he's gay and fat.

He’s fat and an alleged Pedophile. They’re allowing Pedophilia in Greece now. I think he should move there.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He can still get a concussion. Those glasses are stout. The second part of your theory is fun… however glassing is also a common occurrence in Australia, where most white people are ethnically English, it’s pretty clear where said past time came from, England. The English use the crown as a claim they’re sophisticated. Historically they’re the most barbaric white ethnicity there is. No debate to that either.

didn't know it was an aussie thing too, but makes sense. aussies are like america's cousin. we both have some weird shit about us

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

didn't know it was an aussie thing too, but makes sense. aussies are like america's cousin. we both have some weird shit about us

They’re still more like daddy Britain though. Where as we kinda left the weirdness of a dysfunctional family behind. Lol.

They do seem to like the same shit we do (Pickup Trucks, Country Music, Barbequed meat, forms of football super popular only in our country) more than the Brits though.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

They’re still more like daddy Britain though. Where as we kinda left the weirdness of a dysfunctional family behind. Lol.

They do seem to like the same shit we do (Pickup Trucks, Country Music, Barbequed meat, forms of football super popular only in our country) more than the Brits though.

but they have actually mandated those kinds of glasses to prevent this? or am I just misinformed?/a fag

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

but they have actually mandated those kinds of glasses to prevent this? or am I just misinformed?/a fag

They have. They’re widespread in Australia too, of course with those new glasses and not being able just to glass a bloody cunt for running his mouth, Australias new booze fueled crime issue is people dying from being suckered punched in the street.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

They have. They’re widespread in Australia too, of course with those new glasses and not being able just to glass a bloody cunt for running his mouth, Australias new booze fueled crime issue is people dying from being suckered punched in the street.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"We must go fatter"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

i'd assume pat would live someplace like london because it's feeds his sense of superiority. and he'd be surrounded by minorities he could brag about being friends with

We think the half hovel is a shithole but imagine if he was in a major metropolitan area in the UK. He and Niki would be living in a goddamn closet.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I think the UK has mandated pint glasses that aren't able to be shattered because so many scots and bongs were maiming each other

only at big events, not sure the exact rules but you still get hem in average-sized pubs & bars

 

[guest]

I could see him getting onboard with eating beans for breakfast

Speaking of weird transatlantic breakfasts, is it just a Californian thing (because I've only come across it in California but more than a few times) or do other Americans put fruit on a hot breakfast plate. Like I've ordered bacon egg and hashbrowns and there's been a slice of fucking cantaloupe and a few strawberries on the plate. If I wanted a fruit salad, I'd have ordered one thank you.

BTW British Heinz baked beans are different from American ones - tomato sauce not a sweet molasses style one. I'm not the biggest fan of them for breakfast but they're different to what you're probably thinking of.