(realistically) what job could Fatrick get to start paying his debts?

[Brooke Shields]

I think he could be a waiter.
I got this idea when the retarded radio show tried to pretend Lady Di should continue submitting applications as a waitress.


Pros:
No problem solving
No physical labor
Can be a sociable big fat gay person
Get to complain about the 1% of jerks you serve
Get to pretend it's hard work

Cons:
Has to take orders
Can't eat the food he's delivering
Has to not fuck up writing a list (key word writing)
Can't look completely disgusting



Could Fatso make it in the food industry?
Obviously he couldn't be a dishwasher or a cook, so I just mean a girl job in the food industry. It's good money!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Pole smoking escort is the easy answer.

Pros. I saw screenshots of his twitter showing he likes cum.

Cons. Gay guys are probably more picky and he wouldn't make much @CarolMaxheinie comment on if anyone would fuck him?

 

[Cuphead]

No fucking way he could be a waiter. The second he got a uppity customer he'd "no child" them. He also is unable to present himself as likeable.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

 

[guest]

I'd imagine being a waiter involves both problem solving and being empathetic so it's a no-go.

 

[Sputnik]

You think it’ll be like at a Panera Bread. That’s what call in the biz… a callback.


This comment was made as Gregg “Opie” Hughes.

 

[Fishing Bird]

He could work in the a fish canning factory in Alaska, you can work 16 hours a day and they’ll give you a bed to sleep in for free. If he works and saves diligently 16 months from now he can come back free like waking up from a bad dream.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Sperm donor, until they test it

 

[King of OnAForums]

Sperm donor, until they test it

Already tried that gig

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Honestly, it would have to be something like a DoorDash driver. He would get fired in a day being a waiter or bartender or anything where you have to deal with the public but just about any shithead with a running car can manage food delivery.

 

[Rudderman]

Honestly, it would have to be something like a DoorDash driver. He would get fired in a day being a waiter or bartender or anything where you have to deal with the public but just about any shithead with a running car can manage food delivery.

He would just eat the food before he could deliver anything, child.

 

[DominusOdium]

Experiment test subject for new food additives and safety devices

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Experiment test subject for new food additives and safety devices

I think you have to be healthy to begin with to do that.

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

He's as useless as they come, imagine working with that faggot

 

[SFWA liaison]

plus-sized model

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Pole smoking escort is the easy answer.

Pros. I saw screenshots of his twitter showing he likes cum.

Cons. Gay guys are probably more picky and he wouldn't make much @CarolMaxheinie comment on if anyone would fuck him?

would anyone pay to fuck him? no

would anyone fuck him for free? no

Even Ugly Niki held out until she got a signed book from a real author instead of Fatass.

In a world of undesired, lonely, tragically unattractive Sci-fi nerds, Fatrick stands out as a top-tier repulsive figure.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Already tried that gig

Result: produced a tard

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Male prostitute

 

[RickReternal]

It’s very difficult because he is extremely lazy, borderline retarded, and has severe personality disorders. Take the laziness away and he could be an overnight stocker at Target (lol) or a grocery store. Can get lots of shifts and have a manager who will put up with a LOT as long as the fruit cup is faced.

But unfortunately he IS stupid, insanely difficult, and workshy.

Thinking about it, he might be able to squeak by as a journeyman call center employee (fired every 2 months, on to the next gig) but it’s a stretch. Probably not enough of those to make him enough money to pay the full debt.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Target/Walmart Greeter and nothing else. He has no skills.