Real talk: Has Patrick's family disowned him?

[guest]

This nigga chronicles every aspect of his life including his sexless marriage. However, in three years we've seen little to no evidence he has any sort of relationship with his parents or brother. He spent Christmas Eve at a bar and then Christmas Day charring a beef wellington (his wife is vegetarian btw).

What's the fucking story with his family?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I've previously speculated that Mama Raven and Papa Clown are buried under the half hovel and Pat still collects their pensions and welfare checks as his only source of income.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I think he isn’t liked in his hometown (look how he constantly shits on it) and obviously his autism makes everything about him. So in his mind they’re all second to whatever Patrick wants to do. Even mama Raven. Didn’t his brother allegedly come on here? I know it was obviously never confirmed but was it ever disproven? He was saying his brother was an oddball and we should just leave him alone. Then never posted again. Obviously it shouldn’t be treated seriously but it wouldn’t surprise me if they didn’t really like Rick all too much.

 

[Harry Powell]

I think he isn’t liked in his hometown (look how he constantly shits on it) and obviously his autism makes everything about him. So in his mind they’re all second to whatever Patrick wants to do. Even mama Raven. Didn’t his brother allegedly come on here? I know it was obviously never confirmed but was it ever disproven? He was saying his brother was an oddball and we should just leave him alone. Then never posted again. Obviously it shouldn’t be treated seriously but it wouldn’t surprise me if they didn’t really like Rick all too much.

That was 100% a gimmick account

 

[Caverlock]

Pa Tomlinson is too busy being a leatherworker truck driver electrician rodeo clown.

 

[guest]

That was 100% a gimmick account

Agree but it was weird how it was like one post and out. Wouldn’t someone prolong the bit more?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Agree but it was weird how it was like one post and out. Wouldn’t someone prolong the bit more?

That’s why I’m not sure. Usually the gimmick accounts push the bit. I’m usually amongst the most skeptical of them but if they post something semi convincing and disappear it lends more credibility. At least in my faggot eyes.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think so, he’s encouraged his followers to hate their family if any of them voted conservative so I’m sure he’s proud to not have family in his life. Him and his ilk all talk about “found” family which is why they’re all mutants and shut-ins. He has a serious hate for his home town and everyone there which shows he had zero friends growing up. He’s always been an arrogant little cunt which explains why he’s so hated. Most of his SFWA weirdos only tolerate him because he (was) a published author.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Family is not the mother and father who changed your shitty diapers, fed you, clothed you, gave you a warm bed to sleep in. No, family is what you find. At model building conventions, bars, and most importantly, twitter.

Seriously though, someone mentioned the "found family" thing started when LGBT+ kids were disowned by their parents for being gay, and were essentially forced into the street to find another home. No doubt whatever issue (likely they don't enable his incessant narcissism enough) he considers himself just as much of a victim as all those queer kids who can't go home for Christmas.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

People work hard all year to enjoy those holidays off. Nobody wants to invite that obnoxious family member that ruins every conversation and sucks the fun out of the room. Pat is that family member. He is better off being left at home where he can get shitfaced,burn dinner,cry on twitter and watch Muppet Christmas movies alone.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

My family loves me, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid and pathetic to not have people that love you. Hush now.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s a leach so he’s grabbed on to Niki’s family even though they hate him. Him being so miserable and angry he probably doesn’t understand why family even get together for the holidays. In his mind family is stupid and a waste of time which would be better spent on twitter.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Was Pat an only child, child?

 

[NoBacon]

Rumour has it he tried to molest a young boy in the family and he was ostracised because of it, they loved him enough to not get him arrested but that’s why he left to Florida on his own and hasn’t seen them since.

it’s just a rumour but I’ve seen it a lot online and he’s never denied it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Rumour has it he tried to molest a young boy in the family and he was ostracised because of it, they loved him enough to not get him arrested but that’s why he left to Florida on his own and hasn’t seen them since.

it’s just a rumour but I’ve seen it a lot online and he’s never denied it.

this sounds true. I don't need to see any evidence

 

[NoBacon]

this sounds true. I don't need to see any evidence

There you have it folks. Confirmed true.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

There you have it folks. Confirmed true.

He makes me sick with the disgusting shit he does to children

 

[guest]

I've previously speculated that Mama Raven and Papa Clown are buried under the half hovel and Pat still collects their pensions and welfare checks as his only source of income.

Papa Clown told him "You know son, Trump isn't that bad..." Then Pat took an axe to his face.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Papa Clown told him "You know son, Trump isn't that bad..." Then Pat took an axe to his face.

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT THE BIG APPLE RANCH NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING CHILD!

 

[SensibleKeks]

The penny eater is 100% confirmed to be his brother. Rick claims this "real brother" holds a doctorate, but not so. His father is a rodeo clown, his mother is a elementary school psychologist and Rick himself dropped out of community college after one semester. Do you really think a doctoral candidate would spawn from this genetic abomination lineage? The reality is that the bald faggot Rick claims to be his brother is probably a friend of a friend, but not a friend of ours.

tl;dr Pat is fat.