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Rick Chipperson.
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As succinct as it is funny. Nothing gets ‘em laughing like humorlessly pointing out what a bitter loser you are.
verbosity is the soul of wit, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
Nice bell-bottom jeans, faggot
Seems pretty homophobic, Pat!
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Nice gut and target/kohl’s graphic tshirt, stupid. You’re in your 40’s
Niki’s mom must give them $500 kohls gift cards for Christmas
Niki’s mom must give them $500 kohls gift cards for Christmas
That's actually not terrible? Are we sure it's a Real Rick?
He had to qualify his shit joke with that "social conservative" disclaimer so his World's Last True Conservative larp remains intact. Pathetic and gay.
I'm sure it's stolen because there's an actual setup/punchline, but I find it deeply troubling that Rick S Tomlinson would punch down at gays in this climate. So their assholes hurt after sex, is that a laughing matter, Rick????
Righteous bucks.
Looks like mc Serch with a wig
Do those people think they can just take a twitter joke and recite it onstage? I cant even picture how someone would deliver most of those “jokes” in standup form
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He was rocking a new Kohl's graphic t in Costa Rica. $7 well spent.
This is the only funny joke he has ever told. I think someone here actually said it when making fun of him (parallel thinking?). It's a throwaway joke that any dork can tell, but if his act consisted of jokes like this instead of whatever nonsense he spews out when he's pretending to be a tortured genius author who also blesses comedy shows with his presence, the audience might actually like him and not audibly groan throughout his entire set.
So that's his technicality
This is the only funny joke he has ever told. I think someone here actually said it when making fun of him (parallel thinking?). It's a throwaway joke that any dork can tell, but if his act consisted of jokes like this instead of whatever nonsense he spews out when he's pretending to be a tortured genius author who also blesses comedy shows with his presence, the audience might actually like him and not audibly groan throughout his entire set.
Here's another one. I didn't waste my time reading this nonsense and neither should you. Just gaze at the wall of text that he considers a joke.
Looks like someone called him out (very gently) on stealing George Carlin's suicide note joke. It would be good to figure out if he ever told this joke again after this, since he would've been aware that it was a Carlin joke.
Here's a total non-joke from low IQ Pat. He can't understand that the police doesn't have the resources to catch anyone who makes an unauthorized charge on your credit card, and it's on you to monitor activity and report it to your credit card company. He just wants the police to magically catch the cyber-criminals. Sounds familiar?
Another joke where he trivializes the plight of transgenders.
Admittedly, I know nothing about Marvel, DC, Zack Snyder, Alan Moore, or Watchmen (though I do know that it's "Watchmen", not "Watchman"), but what is the joke here? I assume Alan Moore bashes the adaptation of Watchmen all the time or something? If he does, is it really worth all of that setup for such a tepid joke? He really is awful at standup.
Here's another one. I didn't waste my time reading this nonsense and neither should you. Just gaze at the wall of text that he considers a joke.