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Ray Wilson married a bimbo sex doll

Professor Rape

Professor Rape

You're not stupid.
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She actually wouldn't get the joke. Her humour isn't as dark.

That being said? What the hell, yes.
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Haha okay.

Oh... there is just 1 more thing, Mr Wilson

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You claim she's your second wife.

Wouldn't she be your third?

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UnPRePared

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Professor Rape said:
Haha okay.

Oh... there is just 1 more thing, Mr Wilson

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You claim she's your second wife.

Wouldn't she be your third?

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Gosia and I never married. There were times I called her my wife because we were together for so long, but we never went down the aisle.

Tyla, until Marika, was the only woman I ever married.

You lads are really studying up on me, though.
 
CQ Beans

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Well, I knew someone was going to bring it up, so very well, here it goes:

As I've said many times, I keep a private life in the media here. It took years for Gosia and I to even talk about our relationship publicly. We separated quite some time ago - it was mutual. And I still consider her a dear friend.

Now to answer your question: why did I keep bringing up Gosia if I wasn't with her? The simple answer is it goes back to my privacy; I wasn't ready to bring up that big of a change in my life, but if you actually wanted to play Columbo, you would have also noticed that my mentions of her became less and less over time. I did not want to bring up Marika until after I made it public.

There was no fucking way I could make it public here first. That is the last kind of attention I'd need for certain people to know it's really me. And yes, there has been attention from here once or twice.

So, Dougie, you can believe what you wish. Part of me hopes you think I'm a liar.
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I feel like an orphan. The kind that wants to bang his stepmom. You know the regular kind.
 
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