r/autisticadults jason sanford thinks his retardation is an evolutionary advantage

[Treat Yourself]

"No, don't you see? Having to be reminded to drink water and not shit my pants is a superpower. So is having meltdowns when I'm well into adulthood."
Just accept you're a subhuman and shut up.

 

[Mustard]

I can't wait for a neurodivergent Fuhrer to holocaust all neurotypicals. That'll be a beautiful day

 

[Guest]

Autistics are genetic dead ends. Look at japan if you need any further proof.
He was probably joking while also bragging about how smart he is. I'm sure he has plenty of stories about how his family vacationed in aspen or used dad's meager summer bullmilking business for expensive skiing trips. Sure as fuck wasn't in wisconsin.

Sorry brothaman I ski in Wisconsin every year, probably 6 or 7 times minimum.

Patso originally lived where he could get to a few ski hills pretty quick. Rib mountain (Granite Peak, my favorite), Devils Head, Cascade, Tyrol Basin, Lil’ Swiss, there’s a bunch of little mom and pops like Camp 10. And if he was willing to drive 2-8 hours he had world class skiing available at Mount Bohemia, not to mention all the UP resorts and and good Minnesota ones. Ferry over to Michigan and there are options there as well.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Sorry brothaman I ski in Wisconsin every year, probably 6 or 7 times minimum.

Patso originally lived where he could get to a few ski hills pretty quick. Rib mountain (Granite Peak, my favorite), Devils Head, Cascade, Tyrol Basin, Lil’ Swiss, there’s a bunch of little mom and pops like Camp 10. And if he was willing to drive 2-8 hours he had world class skiing available at Mount Bohemia, not to mention all the UP resorts and and good Minnesota ones. Ferry over to Michigan and there are options there as well.

Thanks for the tips, I actually got gifted some skis this year. That was totally my plan all along making that post.

 

[stealthygeek]

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He's too autistic to realize he's admitting to getting high on prescription drugs. And not even the cool ones.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

"No, don't you see? Having to be reminded to drink water and not shit my pants is a superpower. So is having meltdowns when I'm well into adulthood."
Just accept you're a subhuman and shut up.

I think the thing about not drinking water is more widespread than among gay nerdboi circles. I realized this when the sub collapsed and then we learned about the stepson and his crimes. I was reading one of the notices from one of the clubs that kicked him out and it ended with a reminder to general patrons to "remember to hydrate :^) ". I was floored.

 

[BUBBLER]

Sorry brothaman I ski in Wisconsin every year, probably 6 or 7 times minimum.

Patso originally lived where he could get to a few ski hills pretty quick. Rib mountain (Granite Peak, my favorite), Devils Head, Cascade, Tyrol Basin, Lil’ Swiss, there’s a bunch of little mom and pops like Camp 10. And if he was willing to drive 2-8 hours he had world class skiing available at Mount Bohemia, not to mention all the UP resorts and and good Minnesota ones. Ferry over to Michigan and there are options there as well.

The brotherman need to do a retreat to Rib Mountain

 

[despacito69]

He also claimed his bull milking father was a professional ski jumper lol

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I know Patrick and bullshit go together like SFWA and pedophilia but this one made me pause. "Manlift for the young guys" Is he referring to the basket you winch up the side with a truck? Because no humans ride in that thing. And obviously they don't have lifts and elevators and shit on the inside of the towers. He's right that the "young guys" would make that cock sucking goober go up first but that's because no one wants to deal with 150 degree temps before you open the vents, not that they get a free ride up later on. They also don't send "master electricians" to the tops either...

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

Noticing little things other people would miss? Like what faggot?

Certainly not facial expressions leading up to getting your skull caved in with a club.

 

[despacito69]

There's something called attachment disorder that has basically the same symptoms of the low-grade autism all of these idiots claim to have. It's caused by shitty parenting which is at pandemic levels.

I legit only see women talk about "attachment disorder" when I google it......... You gonna talk about zodiacs and spirit crystals next?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I legit only see women talk about "attachment disorder" when I google it......... You gonna talk about zodiacs and spirit crystals next?

Most psychology is horseshit so if we're going to pretend autism is real why not bring up other stupid explanations

 

[Podcasting 101]

Is everyone in Patrick's circle some kind of retard supremacist?

 

[PogromStallone]

Is everyone in Patrick's circle some kind of retard supremacist?

Is that a rhetorical question?

 

[BUBBLER]

Is that a rhetorical question?

The only thing rhetorical concerning Dan is rape

 

[The Sue Deal]

Autism is the complete opposite of an evolutionary advantage. If you believe in evolution you believe we evolve certain traits to make ourselves more successful as a species. Part of being successful as a species is ability to repopulate.

Autism directly handicaps your ability to reproduce because you’re a sperg who women find creepy. Autism also directly goes against society and communities because they don’t understand social cues or human interactions. Another snub for your “evolutionary advantage”

 

[Stent]

They all have some kind of fantasy where their "abilities" are magically made useful. They live in a time of boundless resources and education but struggle to wash regularly.

 

[SFWA liaison]

not having sex is key for the survival of humanity!!!

 

[DominusOdium]

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I have read this... A dozen times? And I still have no idea what he's trying to convey. Is he trying to say he was overlapping his doses so he wouldn't have the come down? How is this a hack? Why does that mean it didn't work? Why is it "LITERALLY I was on Ritalin" like it's some amazing and rare thing we're all supposed to be impressed by? What does his stupid analogy even mean? What does "Because fuck yeah" mean? Why is he so fat and stupid?

 

[Guest]

I have read this... A dozen times? And I still have no idea what he's trying to convey. Is he trying to say he was overlapping his doses so he wouldn't have the come down? How is this a hack? Why does that mean it didn't work? Why is it "LITERALLY I was on Ritalin" like it's some amazing and rare thing we're all supposed to be impressed by? What does his stupid analogy even mean? What does "Because fuck yeah" mean? Why is he so fat and stupid?

He’s saying he “timed” it for the Ritalin to wear off so he could be hyperactive and crazy and ski backwards slalom, which is something that if Pat can show me definitive proof he has ever done I will quit Patposting forever.

 

[Mustard]