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Quick morning Reality Check with Brother Tomlinson

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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I wouldn't hate it if a Reddit Funster would send these to Pat and ask him if Kyle wasn't on the track team then how did he con his way into this photo?
Check out the delts on Alpha Chad Eric Henry. Probably raw dogged Mama Raven in the teachers' lounge.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Pat gets mad because his school was so small it didnt have "varsity" track. You either ran track or didnt. Missing the point that his brother actually did something in high school while he barely showed up and never had the grades to play a sport even if he wanted to. He would rather stay home playing goldeneye and drinking mountain dew.
 

DoctorSteveCarlisi

Butterknife recipient
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quasi101

the $83,736.99 fugitive
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Pat gets mad because his school was so small it didnt have "varsity" track. You either ran track or didnt. Missing the point that his brother actually did something in high school while he barely showed up and never had the grades to play a sport even if he wanted to. He would rather stay home playing goldeneye and drinking mountain dew.
In schools like that it's still varisty. They just don't cut anyone. Maybe the shithole back woods of Wisconsin don't but I've never heard of a public school doing that.

It doesn't look like a track "club". So unless he was technically on jv, even as a technicality fatso is still wrong.
 
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The angry threats aren't new but they cracked me up here.

"Yeah, my brother is pretty good... Better than me? I don't believe in ranking people like that but I can't help it if you do." That might be enough to end the Varsity Kyle bit. He wouldn't even have to mean it. It's remarkable how little he understands about trolls after having been fucked with for all those years.
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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The angry threats aren't new but they cracked me up here.

"Yeah, my brother is pretty good... Better than me? I don't believe in ranking people like that but I can't help it if you do." That might be enough to end the Varsity Kyle bit. He wouldn't even have to mean it. It's remarkable how little he understands about trolls after having been fucked with for all those years.
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The Pig Bopper gives us what we want.
He knows what I like!
 
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