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Question about the chairs

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Wait wait hold on

Do the chairs look, I dunno, richer in color now than they did before? Redder? Like someone painted them with weather sealer?

Lol imagine if someone really did take the chairs, actually improved on Rick's shoddy work, and he's too mad to post about it now.

I'm leaning toward this now.

With his newfound 8 figure income from AirBnB. he can pay local lesbians to stain his chairs and negros to gas his woman.
 

Boq the Lonely Faggot

A girl literally called me handsome like yesterday
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Why is that kiwi faggot wearing those bicycle gloves?

Did this loser ride his fucking bike over to Rick’s hovel to take this photo?

Hey you in the front row. Do you like to fuck? Doggy style?
Me too, bruh.

Raucous applause


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WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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If this was a fat flag, which it's looking more and more like it was, why the hell would Rick waste his time responding to people emailing him about having the chairs? And then wait until 10 replies later to reveal he knew the emailer never had the chairs?


WHAT IS HE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? IT'S SO DAMNED STUPID.
Because it isn’t. The kiwis did it.
 

Момент Силышенко

The Butcher of Slutsk
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so, the farmer said the chairs were darker, maybe he took them in to re-oil them? Then he thought hmmm, I can show how bad my atalkers are by saying they were stolen! Remember pat is like that Douglas Adams monster that thinks its invisible if it closes its eyes, he is Dunning-Krüger in person, 1.7gpa and acts like a doctor of space physics. Always thinkjng zero moves ahead.

His plan probably was no more than "make my atalkers look bad", and he wrote to email pests thinking they may dox themselves to him or be scared by police reports.

he's a retard
 
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