This is the biggest cope I've ever seen someone attempt.
How does that work, fatso? The lawyers he already paid for... got paid twice...?

And the thousands of dollars in interest that had racked up in the time Fatso was still not owing Quaso a penny, that goes to the lawyers too? Because... Why, Pat? Were they actually working on contingency and the agreed upon fee was 100% of whatever the court would award? That doesn't seem to make sense really, does it, Pat?

And even if somehow it did, that means Quasi also lost absolutely nothing by embarrassing you in court and costing you the tens of thousands of dollars you owed his lawyers.
On top of that, even if you and Niki or Lynn really didn't pay for it, someone did, in your name and only because of your fat idiocy almost landing you in jail. Nobody on earth considers that a win, you silly faggot.