Q: Why did Pat stop posting gym pics?

[PickleRickle]

LOL this whole time this was from an actual page and wasnt just some hilarious mock up? Fuckin wow, Rick. This ranks up there with the hairdresser pics

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Didn’t he do an interview with the gym equipment still in the boxes?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Imagine not understanding that having your mouth slightly open with a creepy smile makes women almost as repulsed as seeing a decaying human corpse

See this is another thing that Rick doesn't understand. I've taken stupid gym selfies before and even regular non gym ones. Who the fuck leaves their mouth agape like that? You either close your mouth or you smile with teeth. If you smile not showing teeth it means you hate your teeth which is fine, we all have our insecurities, but THIS? Mouth open? Retarded fat face? triple chin? It makes no sense!

 

[MonsterSteve]

I remember when I first saw this I was like, what's so funny about that? someone photoshopped a bunch of Pat faces with other gym-goers. Turns out, that was a legit screenshot of what the Instagram page looked like when you clicked on the gym hashtag. My ribs have never recovered.

 

[stealthygeek]

Wha happen

What a loser.

 

[guest]

Those are your delusions again, stlaker. Plenty of gassy niggers and patrons of lesbian bars around "MKE" prove you wrong, stlaker child.

 

[guest]

Pat: "That dickhead thought I wasn't a race traitor." Even in Pat's fictional stories he's an obsequious suck up. "Yes, suh, mista massa, suh. Ah don't like no wypipo no how, no, suh."

He doesn't seem particularly fond of non-Whites aside from grist for his pepperoni mill, yet he would never refer to even a fictional non-White as a dickhead.

 

[guest]

One of these things is not like the others

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

I remember when I first saw this I was like, what's so funny about that? someone photoshopped a bunch of Pat faces with other gym-goers. Turns out, that was a legit screenshot of what the Instagram page looked like when you clicked on the gym hashtag. My ribs have never recovered.

I wonder if the gym management ever noticed. Needless to say I'm sure they were happy when he stopped coming back.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL this whole time this was from an actual page and wasnt just some hilarious mock up? Fuckin wow, Rick. This ranks up there with the hairdresser pics

People dont need to make fake posts. Sometimes they can be funny but there plenty real posts that are 10x as funny because they are true and pat will still deny his own posts.

 

[guest]

I wonder if the gym management ever noticed. Needless to say I'm sure they were happy when he stopped coming back.

 

[Jizz]

Does pat have to pay for parking every time he goes? that would really make me even less fawking motivated to hit the gym if you can save money by not going!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Does pat have to pay for parking every time he goes? that would really make me even less fawking motivated to hit the gym if you can save money by not going!

He could walk there and back. Who am I kidding…

 

[RoTheHo69]

Wha happen

That dipstand would tip over from his weight. He's gotta be over 250.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Felony craft night, stlaker.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is what the WAC's insta feed usually looks like. There's a weird absence of big fat head's smirking at the camera.

I scrolled back but Pat seems to have been removed from the feed.

 

[New Name]

A few of us had this going as a /b/ ylyl gag for awhile, swapping out other people's photos with disgusting shit or other popular memes. It was worth it just to have people ask who the fat creepy guy was over and over

That's what brought me here tyfys

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is what the WAC's insta feed usually looks like. There's a weird absence of big fat head's smirking at the camera.

I scrolled back but Pat seems to have been removed from the feed.

That really yoked chick in blue is clearly extremely photoshopped. Look how small her right arm is.
Edit: what a bizarre thing to get car crashed for.

 

[More Worser]

How out of shape do you have to be for "take my gym bag up the elevator" and "change clothes" to be strenuous tasks?

Also... Imagine taking the *elevator* to reach the place you exercise. Does he also ride an electric mobility scooter from the stairwell to the locker room?

 

[Kurt_Love]

Does pat have to pay for parking every time he goes? that would really make me even less fawking motivated to hit the gym if you can save money by not going!

Also consider the larp of having to bring a bag and change before and after when you don't have a job. Will Hooli's not let him in wearing sweatpants?

And he makes it sound like taking a bag up in an elevator is a tough blue collar gig.