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Gotta believe former friend of the show Hildy is watching and reading this thread. Hey hildy! Hope your wife’s exploding ass is exploding!
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Ex girlfriend is the cope that losers who pay hookers useNot going to spell out everything that happened because I want Jackie and Eric to waste their time listening to this, but:
- he has no legs
- he confirmed Heidi is his "ex girlfriend"
i have lots of ex gf then...Ex girlfriend is the cope that losers who pay hookers use
He's a nice Christian fellow with no legs living a thousand miles from WI, my theory is this demonic immoral CUNT pulled some sort of fraud on him like the identity theft charges she's facing currently.Ex girlfriend is the cope that losers who pay hookers use
Everyone here knows that Dan’s streams are shit until the bubbler shows up. Many such cases/threads.Pod Summary:
- This guy is a borderline Bobo. I commented in the chat that this episode is what the Bobo interview SHOULD have been.
- Dan managed the chat as best he could, kudos to him (write that down, I've never said it before).
- It was mostly Star Trek talk because the autistic guest couldn't talk about anything else.
- Anyone who asked a Q about Heidi got put in timeout, until the end of the stream when Mike finally admitted Heidi was his "former girlfriend."
- @BUBBLER showed up two hours late, made it all about himself in the chat, and Dan shut down shop.
All in all... nahhhhht bahhhhhd.
Everyone here knows that Dan’s streams are shit until the bubbler shows up. Many such cases/threads.
You’re my Irish brother and you’re seen/loved!
might be Dan's best work, trolling us while trolling Mike
Imagine simping for Dan and his podcast on this forum…You really have never had a real IRL friend in this world, huh? No worries! I’m your friend and we’re going to get through this?As soon as he saw your name mentioned he literally prepped for shut down. He said so out loud.
You're anti-fun.
Do not reply.
Imagine simping for Dan and his podcast
Jesus bro, I’m happy, moisturized, and in my lane… How can I help you find the same sense of peace?You literally paid him money twice tonight to say your name
Jesus bro, I’m happy, moisturized, and in my lane… How can I help you find the same sense of peace?
Just fucking knock it off…I’m your superior despite you having the big smart boy degree, it’s ok, I’ll still have your back! Because we’re bros!”Take a long walk off a short peer er sumtin I dunno I'm just ribbin ya kid
Just fucking knock it off…I’m your superior despite you having the big smart boy degree, it’s ok, I’ll still have your back! Because we’re bros!”
You’re actually advocating for Dan’s “Shows”…. if you’re sober get off the wagon…Stop making Dan end his show with your overwhelming irrelevance. It's exhausting.
You’re actually advocating for Dan’s “Shows”…. if you’re sober get off the wagon…
You really are a dipshit…No one here will ever side with you over me, so cut your losses.You're more autistic than Boq. You have equally bad social radars, but you follow HIM around.
You really are a dipshit…No one here will ever side with you over me, so cut your losses.
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