Pretty sure that’s not how things work, Pat

[ViVillHaVin!]

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That would be more convincing if you weren't constantly complaining about how inefficient they are

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I'm in the middle of a tour - is Hooligans going to serve me their "fresh, home cooked" food while I'm doin' time in the cell block?


"No, baby aTalker childT, you cannoT parTake in Hooligans SalT Lick Surprise Chowder."

I want ribs for my last meal, and I know of a good local place to get some.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ever since pat ran out of legal gibs he needs to rely/hope that the state will foot the bill for the lawyers. Pat cant afford anymore legal attacks of random people on the internet. He dead in the water as far as pursuing anymore frivolous lawsuits and Id imagine him refusing to pay a legal debt doesnt help either.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Real life popo here.

That's certainly not how it works. I mean, if you go to an MPD station and say you're turning yourself in for taunting a kidfucking faggot, they're going to have to say "which one....we have 5,000 in the city?"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Real life popo here.

That's certainly not how it works. I mean, if you go to an MPD station and say you're turning yourself in for taunting a kidfucking faggot, they're going to have to say "which one....we have 5,000 in the city?"

Think they rock,paper,scissors to see who answers the call or do they send the new guy?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I want ribs for my last meal, and I know of a good local place to get some.

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[Pringle Can Lothario]

It's like the snipe hunts we send the boots (rookies) on.

 

[guest]

He lives in a movie in his own mind. What does he think, you'll walk into the police station like Spacey in Seven yelling "DETECTIVE!" The handsome rookie and wise old black cop will turn round to see Curly Bill with a Mew Pat doll in one hand and a non-permenant marker in the other. Bill manages to get out "I believe you're looking for me" before the dicks pull their sidearms out

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He lives in a movie in his own mind. What does he think, you'll walk into the police station like Spacey in Seven yelling "DETECTIVE!" The handsome rookie and wise old black cop will turn round to see Curly Bill with a Mew Pat doll in one hand and a non-permenant marker in the other. Bill manages to get out "I believe you're looking for me" before the dicks pull their sidearms out

Yes, child. That's exactly how it would play out. You would then be immediately taken to prison, without trial, to spend the rest of your life being raped by black inmates for the crime of calling me fat on the internet.

 

[UnPRePared]

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The face is clearly not beer bloated enough.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Yes, child. That's exactly how it would play out. You would then be immediately taken to prison, without trial, to spend the rest of your life being raped by black inmates for the crime of calling me fat on the internet.

People are forgetting Pat has insisted the stlakers will not be allowed trials. Their public defenders will insist they take the plea deal and thats final.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

People are forgetting Pat has insisted the stlakers will not be allowed trials. Their public defenders will insist they take the plea deal and thats final.

I’ll admit I’m a fan of the 1989 Dolph Lundgren punisher movie and his has a great line from Lou Gosset Jr about the Punisher taking out people he says are guilty - “courts decide who is guilty”

Piggy of course is a retard who believes everything is just like the movies and if he doesn’t like someone they MUST go to prison! Because the bad guys always lose!

 

[Rudderman]

Schroedinger's Cop is painstakingly compiling years of hard evidence and prepping for a manhunt while simultaneously needing to be shamed into doing his job investigating Fat Pat's atalkers.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He lives in a movie in his own mind. What does he think, you'll walk into the police station like Spacey in Seven yelling "DETECTIVE!" The handsome rookie and wise old black cop will turn round to see Curly Bill with a Mew Pat doll in one hand and a non-permenant marker in the other. Bill manages to get out "I believe you're looking for me" before the dicks pull their sidearms out

There are times I feel a bit sorry for him because it's clear he's legitimately retarded at this point.

Then I remember he willingly abandoned his daughter, celebrated her father figure dying and threatened to kill her and her mother before she was born and think yes - this is the the life this pitiful fuck deserves.

He's fat. That's my point here.

 

[Will Tate]

"What's Reddit?"--MPD

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

The face is clearly not beer bloated enough.

 

[UnPRePared]

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In the end?

WE are Pat's Rib Place.

Wait quietly for the knock(wurst).

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

New forum in development. More details on Sunday. Choose your side.

 

[guest]

There are times I feel a bit sorry for him because it's clear he's legitimately retarded at this point.

Most retards at least figure out that being a big lovable dope is the way to play it. Pat couldn't even get that right.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I want ribs for my last meal, and I know of a good local place to get some.

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someone should list Ricks pepperoni shop on google