Pretty sure that I’m getting fired tomorrow

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Rafia, if you’re reading this
1. I’m sorry that you were born with that name
2. If you want revenge, you apparently have a picture of this guy’s dick so….

Her name is Angela.

 

[Andrew Dice Clay]

Her name is Angela.

You’re telling me VotersRecord.net isn’t a reliable source of information? DAFUQ?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You’re telling me VotersRecord.net isn’t a reliable source of information? DAFUQ?

Do the dirty poems.

 

[Phish]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It’s Joockkktoobber!

 

[Phish]

Fake phone number

 

[Andrew Dice Clay]

Do the dirty poems.

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
BONNIE SENT ANGELA HIS COCK
HE WENT TOO FAR, SHE CALLED HR
NOW HE’S SLEEPING OUTSIDE ON DA’ DOCK,
OHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Just remember they need you more than you need them. Hold your head high, king.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Just remember they need you more than you need them. Hold your head high, king.

She needs to suck on my medium sized white penis.

 

[johnnynoname]

TIL being a known man-kisser is reasons for being fired.

 

[johnnynoname]

RIP Big Lenny

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

TIL being a known man-kisser is reasons for being fired.

You make a living waiting on men. So uhhhh NEXT! Say “ECW” again, that’ll probably be funny for the 300th time.

 

[johnnynoname]

I hate this thread

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You make a living waiting on men. So uhhhh NEXT! Say “ECW” again, that’ll probably be funny for the 300th time.

Let he who doesn't make template posts cast the first stone *wipes sweat from brow*

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fake phone number

This is the actor that plays Bonnie on the forums and that’s actually the last number I had for Seth Simons.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is the actor that plays Bonnie on the forums and that’s actually the last number I had for Seth Simons.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Jokes on you dummies. I haven’t had a job in a decade.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Her name is Angela.

 

[DMAN]

this is the equivalent of him saying ECW but go off

 

[aRTie02150]

It was literally HR. That's the craziest thing you could do.

You can blame me.

"Sorry Linda, this Puerto Rican took my phone and sent that to you. It wasn't even mine plus it was cold that day."

You'll be fine.