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pretty petty

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Yo take the girls to Great Adventure, tomorrow. Surprise them.

It'll be such an epic defeat for you. Post a napkin with the date in front of Nitro, I'll acknowledge you.
No. Not sure why you're obsessed with me taking them to Six Flags, we prefer to bring them to places like the Museum of Natural History... something where they learn and have fun at the same time, not some white trash shithole.

Thanks for the suggestion though ^_^
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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No. Not sure why you're obsessed with me taking them to Six Flags, we prefer to bring them to places like the Museum of Natural History... something where they learn and have fun at the same time, not some white trash shithole.

Thanks for the suggestion though ^_^

Again, it's about them, not about you.

When you were a kid, did you want to go to a museum or ride a roller coaster? Did you want learn & fun, or just fun?

You want a win against Jenna? "Hey Jenna 8/18/24" in front of Nitro, showing you were a good father.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Again, it's about them, not about you.

When you were a kid, did you want to go to a museum or ride a roller coaster? Did you want learn & fun, or just fun?

You want a win against Jenna? "Hey Jenna 8/18/24" in front of Nitro, showing you were a good father.
Stop fantasizing about my girls going to your favorite rollercoaster in NJ. You're creepy.
 
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