Pretentious expensive food/drink

[Africa.com]

If you've never done it try making a short rib lasagna sometime.

Oh I've done it pal

 

[chocolatehellhole]

vegitarian

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

You're having fun and we hate that

 

[Chive Turkey]

Perfect example of the gayness people get into when they worship wine and food. Oh gee don't let my secret underground indie band food get popular, don't let the RUBES on YouTube find out about it! I'm a special boy and I deserve my special food! FAGGOT

Retard. It's not about feeling superior, it's that food fads and popularity drive up prices while lowering quality. It's that kinda shit that allows retailers to rename fucking stock to "bone broth" and sell it for double the price.

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

'Hiro Dreams of Sushi' is a fun documentary but if a restaurant ever tried to tell me how to eat the food I paid for, I would drop two nukes.

"You must sip sake before you eat the nigiri."

How about you sip my dick before the skin & flesh peels off your arm.

 

[PogromStallone]

'Hiro Dreams of Sushi' is a fun documentary but if a restaurant ever tried to tell me how to eat the food I paid for, I would drop two nukes.

"You must sip sake before you eat the nigiri."

How about you sip my dick before the skin & flesh peels off your arm.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

That sounds rancid already tbchwy.

Why would you want to eat octopus?

If you can get it live and prepared at a fish market, the tentacles are PFG, it's cheap too. I didn't have the heart to eat the lil guy's head though.

 

[guest]

Macadamia nuts are overpriced. They taste much worse than the much cheaper and more common "Pistachio" or "Almond".

 

[Hairy Peckas]

Lobster tail it’s the best I love its chewiness with melted butter. king crab is amazing as well it’s not chewy it’s flaky and rich. Oysters are PFG as well, and I enjoy Alaskan salmon or a good solid whitefish like halibut, cod, pollock, or mahi mahi.

 

[NoBacon]

Macadamia nuts are overpriced. They taste much worse than the much cheaper and more common "Pistachio" or "Almond".

I read somewhere Al Qaeda survive in the mountains for so long because they eat almonds. I’m going to chose to beleive this is true and get some.

 

[LingerLonger]

Maybe by people who know a thing or two about haute cuisine.

Artie Lange used to tell hilarious stories on Stern about how when he started making huge money from sitcoms or standup he would be invited to fancy restaurants by television executives. Or his girlfriend would want him to take her to gourmet restaurants where you needed a reservation weeks in advance. And every single time after he could not help himself and he would gorge on the worst fast food. Because the haute cuisine was not enough to fill his stomach.

Stuttering John said he saw Artie after fancy dinner eat something like four cheeseburgers with milkshakes and a large soda. And other times, speaking of expensive food, Artie would spend a fortune at Yankee Stadium as well because everything was outrageously priced. Artie had season tickets in a front row area where you need to order food from a waitress to get it. And Yankee Stadium has a policy of cutting off alcohol after the sixth inning. So Artie would order four jack and cokes or jack and waters and try to nurse them the rest of the game.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Artie Lange used to tell hilarious stories on Stern about how when he started making huge money from sitcoms or standup he would be invited to fancy restaurants by television executives. Or his girlfriend would want him to take her to gourmet restaurants where you needed a reservation weeks in advance. And every single time after he could not help himself and he would gorge on the worst fast food. Because the haute cuisine was not enough to fill his stomach.

Stuttering John said he saw Artie after fancy dinner eat something like four cheeseburgers with milkshakes and a large soda. And other times, speaking of expensive food, Artie would spend a fortune at Yankee Stadium as well because everything was outrageously priced. Artie had season tickets in a front row area where you need to order food from a waitress to get it. And Yankee Stadium has a policy of cutting off alcohol after the sixth inning. So Artie would order four jack and cokes or jack and waters and try to nurse them the rest of the game.

 

[Africa.com]

Artie Lange used to tell hilarious stories on Stern about how when he started making huge money from sitcoms or standup he would be invited to fancy restaurants by television executives. Or his girlfriend would want him to take her to gourmet restaurants where you needed a reservation weeks in advance. And every single time after he could not help himself and he would gorge on the worst fast food. Because the haute cuisine was not enough to fill his stomach.

Stuttering John said he saw Artie after fancy dinner eat something like four cheeseburgers with milkshakes and a large soda. And other times, speaking of expensive food, Artie would spend a fortune at Yankee Stadium as well because everything was outrageously priced. Artie had season tickets in a front row area where you need to order food from a waitress to get it. And Yankee Stadium has a policy of cutting off alcohol after the sixth inning. So Artie would order four jack and cokes or jack and waters and try to nurse them the rest of the game.

Was he putting the heroin on his cheeseburgers?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Seafood is king. If it were up to me I’d eat it every night. (Faggot kids and wife). Mahi, grouper, redfish, crawfish, salmon, ahi, it’s gods food.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I’m just low class I guess, I have no desire to eat this expensive fancy stuff. House wine tastes the same as the stuff French socialites would drink. T bone steak tastes better/the same as filet mignon.

T-bone is a better cut of meat than filet. The bone and fat in the t-bone make it taste better. Filet is for women who think fat is gross

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It's a delicacy where I'm from, and very expensive. You drink it with a light local white wine.

Octopus is delicious, so is a whole Branzino or porgy hell any grilled whole fish is great

 

[WifeStoreWill]

T-bone is a better cut of meat than filet. The bone and fat in the t-bone make it taste better. Filet is for women who think fat is gross

Absolutely. Any man who orders a filet is a FAGGOT.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Absolutely. Any man who orders a filet is a FAGGOT.

Anyone who values tenderness over flavor is a weakling with shitty teeth.

Skirt, Hanger, Picanha crush filet and sirloin

 

[Steve Ramone]

My palette is pretty unrefined, but a good sommelier handling your pairings is pretty nice. I've had Japanese Wagyu and honestly it's too rich, I like the texture and flavor of a dry aged Kobe rib eye better.

 

[Africa.com]

Anyone who values tenderness over flavor is a weakling with shitty teeth.

Skirt, Hanger, Picanha crush filet and sirloin

Flat iron is good too