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Pretentious expensive food/drink

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Desserter
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Perfect example of the gayness people get into when they worship wine and food. Oh gee don't let my secret underground indie band food get popular, don't let the RUBES on YouTube find out about it! I'm a special boy and I deserve my special food! FAGGOT
Retard. It's not about feeling superior, it's that food fads and popularity drive up prices while lowering quality. It's that kinda shit that allows retailers to rename fucking stock to "bone broth" and sell it for double the price.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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That sounds rancid already tbchwy.

Why would you want to eat octopus?
If you can get it live and prepared at a fish market, the tentacles are PFG, it's cheap too. I didn't have the heart to eat the lil guy's head though.
 
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Macadamia nuts are overpriced. They taste much worse than the much cheaper and more common "Pistachio" or "Almond".
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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Maybe by people who know a thing or two about haute cuisine.
Artie Lange used to tell hilarious stories on Stern about how when he started making huge money from sitcoms or standup he would be invited to fancy restaurants by television executives. Or his girlfriend would want him to take her to gourmet restaurants where you needed a reservation weeks in advance. And every single time after he could not help himself and he would gorge on the worst fast food. Because the haute cuisine was not enough to fill his stomach.

Stuttering John said he saw Artie after fancy dinner eat something like four cheeseburgers with milkshakes and a large soda. And other times, speaking of expensive food, Artie would spend a fortune at Yankee Stadium as well because everything was outrageously priced. Artie had season tickets in a front row area where you need to order food from a waitress to get it. And Yankee Stadium has a policy of cutting off alcohol after the sixth inning. So Artie would order four jack and cokes or jack and waters and try to nurse them the rest of the game.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Artie Lange used to tell hilarious stories on Stern about how when he started making huge money from sitcoms or standup he would be invited to fancy restaurants by television executives. Or his girlfriend would want him to take her to gourmet restaurants where you needed a reservation weeks in advance. And every single time after he could not help himself and he would gorge on the worst fast food. Because the haute cuisine was not enough to fill his stomach.

Stuttering John said he saw Artie after fancy dinner eat something like four cheeseburgers with milkshakes and a large soda. And other times, speaking of expensive food, Artie would spend a fortune at Yankee Stadium as well because everything was outrageously priced. Artie had season tickets in a front row area where you need to order food from a waitress to get it. And Yankee Stadium has a policy of cutting off alcohol after the sixth inning. So Artie would order four jack and cokes or jack and waters and try to nurse them the rest of the game.
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Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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Artie Lange used to tell hilarious stories on Stern about how when he started making huge money from sitcoms or standup he would be invited to fancy restaurants by television executives. Or his girlfriend would want him to take her to gourmet restaurants where you needed a reservation weeks in advance. And every single time after he could not help himself and he would gorge on the worst fast food. Because the haute cuisine was not enough to fill his stomach.

Stuttering John said he saw Artie after fancy dinner eat something like four cheeseburgers with milkshakes and a large soda. And other times, speaking of expensive food, Artie would spend a fortune at Yankee Stadium as well because everything was outrageously priced. Artie had season tickets in a front row area where you need to order food from a waitress to get it. And Yankee Stadium has a policy of cutting off alcohol after the sixth inning. So Artie would order four jack and cokes or jack and waters and try to nurse them the rest of the game.
Was he putting the heroin on his cheeseburgers?
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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I’m just low class I guess, I have no desire to eat this expensive fancy stuff. House wine tastes the same as the stuff French socialites would drink. T bone steak tastes better/the same as filet mignon.
T-bone is a better cut of meat than filet. The bone and fat in the t-bone make it taste better. Filet is for women who think fat is gross
 

Steve Ramone

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My palette is pretty unrefined, but a good sommelier handling your pairings is pretty nice. I've had Japanese Wagyu and honestly it's too rich, I like the texture and flavor of a dry aged Kobe rib eye better.
 
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