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POV: The man you gave your prime years to because you’re too lazy to work finally lets you be on his livestream for 45 people. You start to smell shit

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BoqsDiaperHat said:
He looks like a ww2 veteran pilot. Stolen valor!
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Faggot considers himself an aerospace engineer because he plays with RC planes and likes taking flights, so no surprise he’s a veteran now for watching war movies.

He’s like every other dumb nigger dropout who calls themself an “””entrepreneur””” and starts smoking cigars in suits because they got a job selling insurance or used cars on commission.
 

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LingerLonger said:
He looks embalmed. Like a reanimated corpse. He must be absolutely frightening in person. His highness like embalming fluid.
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After his greasy dago ticker went on the fritz, we all said his number one priority would be resuming his retarded tweeting lifestyle as quickly as he possibly could. And he jumped right back in. He didn't make a single significant lifestyle change, at least not any obvious ones. He's still pushing himself to the limit with the drinking, boundless anger, and gay faggot bro-trips with his lowlife pals, and it's only a matter of time before it all finishes him off. He looks like a melting wax museum sculpture of himself.
 
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He looks like a melting wax museum sculpture of himself.
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In 2004, if someone asked me "which person on Opie and Anthony will get addicted to plastic surgery," Cumia would have been the last one I expected.

Someone posted a pic the other day where it's fairly obvious that Cumia is using face fillers. It's bizarre how he keeps getting dermabrasion done. It's painful and it doesn't remove acne scars like it's supposed to. It just makes people look like they have acne scars that are shiny.
 
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