Post your favorite Fatrick texts

[The Talking Dead]

FFBL is the king

The random texts to Joe at the end were always so fucking funny.

 

[VoteJello]

I love to think that he's reflexively sent someone he knows the copypasta in reply to a legitimate text.

 

[BUBBLER]

The boomia text exchanges were the best. Rambling messages filled with typos and Rick almost always went off script

I preferred when he copied and pasted the entire text log to the old forum and half the time you couldn't tell who was sending the message

 

[Kurt_Love]

I personally was a big fan of the dead wrestlers texting him like warrior, macho man, Mr perfect, Dusty Rhodes, big boss man, etc

As he explained to Josiah, they love WWE and they love to be the heel!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I preferred when he copied and pasted the entire text log to the old forum and half the time you couldn't tell who was sending the message

I thought Boomia was bullshitting back when he was posting like that. Little did I know he was fluent in swine.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I preferred when he copied and pasted the entire text log to the old forum and half the time you couldn't tell who was sending the message

Yeah or posting the photos out of order

 

[AliceWorquer]

FFBL is the king

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With all the vague threats of prison its easy to forget that Patrick genuinely believes that the sentences for the these redditors will also be extra lengthy for some reason.

 

[VizioDash]

There's way too many but here's some I had favorited. AprilRains sent them to me.

 

[BUBBLER]

Yeah or posting the photos out of order

Those were the days

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Those were the days

Boomia might be a bit of a blowhard but he will always be the pig whisperer. Nobody could ever get him to sperg like Boomia.

 

[BUBBLER]

Boomia might be a bit of a blowhard but he will always be the pig whisperer. Nobody could ever get him to sperg like Boomia.

Cesar Milanese

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I don’t have it but the one where someone said they received a grotesque picture of he and Niki and then sent him an unaltered one of them at Disney where Niki’s arm looks like a thigh was fucking hilarious. It’s those little misdirections that are going to make him snap

That one eternally smashed my ribs

 

[guyincognito2.0]

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One of my favorite sequelae to bothering Rick is how many times he’s probably stlaker childed a civilian. Like if he got guff from a mechanic servicing his fat asian car susssssssan, his first thought has to go to this place

 

[VizioDash]

Boomia might be a bit of a blowhard but he will always be the pig whisperer. Nobody could ever get him to sperg like Boomia.

Two of my favorite non-Boomia spergs. I believe Honey Badger found this one on Reddit:

And this (very telling) sperg out I found on kiwi:

 

[quasi101]

I don't save these but I swear there was one time where someone told him the sky was blue and he said no it isn't.

that was a spaceedge if i recall. It was part of some series where he was doing simple "tests". It should be in qadan's

 

[quasi101]

thsis was the second time

Patrick denies the sky is blue

Found on /r/JimAndSam

new.onaforums.net

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Two of my favorite non-Boomia spergs. I believe Honey Badger found this one on Reddit:

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And this (very telling) sperg out I found on kiwi:
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Only Rick takes 9 paragraphs to say "I don't want to talk to you."

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

FFBL is the king

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The ffbl texts were the best because they were so unhinged yet Pat still engaged. Even Joe knew better. 18 NAKED NIGGERS AT THE COMPOUND CUMMING ON CHINESE GUITARS hollowed out my chest cavity

 

[BUBBLER]

One of my favorite sequelae to bothering Rick is how many times he’s probably stlaker childed a civilian. Like if he got guff from a mechanic servicing his fat asian car susssssssan, his first thought has to go to this place

We already know he stlaker childs whenever brothermen text him posing as spammers.

"Hi"

"No, stlaker"

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Nobacon had a classic one where he just said "I'm gay." and Rick said "I don't care, atalker."