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Too soon.
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language
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I googled it. She's an ugly cunt with a fat head and a messy hairdo. Whoa big secret don't tell anyone! That reference is not for civilians amiright fellas?
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Again, no, that's not the joke. Bantadant got it
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Do "phrases only NYers would get" count? "I've got 14th Streetitis" is one.
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faaaawk.. Let's take this call, snowaaaaaay..
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Knock knock
Who's There?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget
Who's There?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget
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You want to meet at Ray's Pizza? You're gonna have to be more specific, pal! Haha, good, clean fun.
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Heard of Flushing Queens?
I think it sounds like a good idea
I think it sounds like a good idea
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My bike.
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leave it alone
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That's a sinking man's joke right there
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WWAWD people in Sopranos comment sections referring to Phil Leotardo or Johnny Sack as just "New York"? "Imagine if New York found out about what Tony said?". That has to be the douchiest thing I've ever seen. It's like they're cosplaying as mobsters.
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You always want to go local for the folks at home. I hear they have the best muzhadell and da gabagool fughettaboutit!
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Hey! I’m walking here!
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Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?
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New York? More like Jew York.
(If anyone found this joke funny, please be sensitive of context if you decide to repeat it. The term Jew York can have negative connotations in certain situations)
(If anyone found this joke funny, please be sensitive of context if you decide to repeat it. The term Jew York can have negative connotations in certain situations)
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What's the deal with those old school Greek deli coffee cups? Why do they look like they have the NYPD logo on them? It must be because cops love coffee and donuts, right, team?