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Post funny shit from da old sub : Official Thread.

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

and then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole
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Don't thank the felon, Keith
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Does anybody remember this voicemail that was sent to Joe? It started with some ominous music and then a fat guy in a ghostly voice saying (only going to type what I remember)

"JooOOOooseph, JooOOOOOoseph. It's mommy ro, I'm calling from the dead. WhyyyyYYYYyyy are you and Anthony such FFFaaiilures? Why didn't you come visit me? Why did you let me down?"

If I could hear that one more time my life would be perfect
 
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My two requests if anyone has them would be Joe's story of meeting a one-legged veteran at the traffic lights (both on their bikes "I pointed to his missing leg. 'Iraq?' I asked"). The other would be the ISIS recruitment style video someone did of Antwan al-Cumiya complete with wailing Allah akbar music and Nana posing with her guns. That one made me literally cry with laughter in a coffee shop.
 
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