Porsalin's 10-minute teaser

[Duhne Kuhn]

Kellacun (8:55 onward) was a Fatrick character...

Kellacun finds herself in a foreign land surrounded by an impressive sound emanating from a magical rectangular box known to fling younglings from carriages.

 

[NoBacon]

Honest opinion:

This sucks, it’s just AI making unfunny jokes. Keeping it as straight and sober as possible would be way funnier because the sequence of events is so retarded on its own. I don’t need to hear AI Norm make pepperoni jokes.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Call me a faggot but it's about what I expected and think it has promise.

This is Porsalin's doc style. What did you expect? Ken Burns: The Civil War?

 

[NoBacon]

Call me a faggot but it's about what I expected and think it has promise.

This is Porsalin's doc style. What did you expect? Ken Burns: The Civil War?

I agree that Porsalin is a faggot

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Less comedy, more document'ry please. And isn't his claim about Jon unconfirmed if not false? He says Jon and Pat were friends before Ade moved to Florida. And what would those "misadventures" be? Was that line just cutesy nonsense? I don't expect much of this.

The source for that was Patrick who probably used the lie to Garner sympathy

Basically he said he moved down with his best friend who ended up stealing his wife or some shit.

But Patrick hasn't been known to embellish the truth

 

[CuntFucker .]

The source for that was Patrick who probably used the lie to Garner sympathy

Basically he said he moved down with his best friend who ended up stealing his wife or some shit.

But Patrick hasn't been known to embellish the truth

I might be wrong but I think he met Jon later. Jon also had a family then. A wife and an adopted son whom he - supposedly - abandoned. The source you mention is "Depression as a Muse" I assume. I looked into it. He wrote that he moved to Florida with his best friend. But he didn't write who took his wife. I'd guess that he had mentioned his best friend stealing his wife. On the other hand, he might have neglected that because he naturally avoids whatever could count as good writing.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I hope that Porsalin doesn't embarrass the Patposting community with his tendency to overwrite, his feeble, nasally voice and the British accent.
If we paid for a Fiverr voice actor, it would turn out much beTTer.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I might be wrong but I think he met Jon later. Jon also had a family then. A wife and an adopted son whom he - supposedly - abandoned. The source you mention is "Depression as a Muse" I assume. I looked into it. He wrote that he moved to Florida with his best friend. But he didn't write who took his wife. I'd guess that he had mentioned his best friend stealing his wife. On the other hand, he might have neglected that because he naturally avoids whatever could count as good writing.

Basically Pat is so retarded he can't even correctly recount his own existence

 

[Cumtown Fags]

I might be wrong but I think he met Jon later. Jon also had a family then. A wife and an adopted son whom he - supposedly - abandoned. The source you mention is "Depression as a Muse" I assume. I looked into it. He wrote that he moved to Florida with his best friend. But he didn't write who took his wife. I'd guess that he had mentioned his best friend stealing his wife. On the other hand, he might have neglected that because he naturally avoids whatever could count as good writing.

I always read the "best friend" as being Adrienne not Jon. Jon was more of an acquaintance, someone he met on an online message forum.

Like everything Patrick writes about his life, he was purposely vague.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I always read the "best friend" as being Adrienne not Jon. Jon was more of an acquaintance, someone he met on an online message forum.

Like everything Patrick writes about his life, he was purposely vague.

"Life was pretty good after college. I’d moved down to Florida with my best friend, and my girlfriend followed soon after."

"I’d never felt so happy, loved, and secure in my life."

 

[guest]

"Life was pretty good after college. I’d moved down to Florida with my best friend, and my girlfriend followed soon after."

"I’d never felt so happy, loved, and secure in my life."

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His best feiend was toothless

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

lot of filler

 

[guest]

This guy replied to Pat’s eternally pinned SWATting whine xeet in the last few hours. Pat promptly hid it. I imagine the Porsalin doc got him over to Pat. One to watch. That’s quite a few followers. Hopefully he’ll make the Pig oink a bit more.
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Lol. I'm happy to see newcomers to the Pativerse. Gatekeeping the following of a fat faggot who makes a fool of himself on the internet is the ultimate faggotry.

 

[Petworth dude]

At least patrick will hate it

The inevitable sperg-out will revive Pat-posting to some extent.

 

[Petworth dude]

Keeping it as straight and sober as possible would be way funnier.

This is why Beige Frequency was the best in the biz. Too bad he had to transition to MMA faggotry.

Transition...get it?

 

[NigelCumia]

Uh oh, this is going to suck isn't it? The voicemails went on too long and he has a need to always go for the joke and presenting it as reality so anyone only somewhat familiar with the situation will have no idea what's true. The truth is wild enough, shit isn't needed, man.

 

[White nigger slayer]

Oof...

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

The only value in this “documentary” is that it will annoy Patrick.

Hopefully Jackie goes after Porsalin next and is more successful than she’s been before. Maybe whoever has her hand up her tuckis can provide her some actual info this time.

 

[victor_sanchez]

I turned it off when del arroz y frijoles came on.


Edit: john del arroz is fat.

 

[PorqueDealer]

I said when it was announced he should run a private screening for pests for fact correcting before releasing it.
Having fundamental things incorrect changes entire dynamics.

why is JDA and Matarese even involved, let alone in the trailer?