Poor Patty's Tum Tums

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m younger than Pat but I’ve never felt the need to post on social media that I’m sick / just got over being sick. What a sad attention starved loser

 

[captainjapan]

Robert Reed gave Fatrick AIDS

 

[Raymond]

Does Pat's trashcan have a Twitter account that it can use to retort?

That one is taken: https://twitter.com/robinsonwriters

 

[LongIslandchomper]

As others have said, there's no such thing as "stomach flu". Dumb fuck gave himself food poisoning from stuffing his fat face with Indian food at a gas station.

Or he has covid, which he'll never admit to because our little piggy is fully vaxed. It's the "perfect" vaccine, after all!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pat stopped caring about covid. You dont hear him talking about " Wear your FUCKING MASK!" posts anymore. He has been sitting at the bar without a mask all afternoon since they reopened bars. He is back to trump/republican hate posts.

Be a shame if twitter stlakers brought this up constantly. Would probably hurt his convalescence getting so angry at the cyberstlakers ruining his image.

 

[guest]

Ummmm aren't we in the middle of a pandemic? And this guy thinks he has a "stomache flu"? And he's going to a Con later this year?

Later this week

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ummmm aren't we in the middle of a pandemic? And this guy thinks he has a "stomache flu"? And he's going to a Con later this year?

Even if he got covid he wouldnt miss this convention. He would selfishly attend and spread it so he could do a few panels and a book signing. This convention is the only thing that feeds his ego anymore. He is so starved for attention and they are rolling out the red victim carpet for him.

 

[captainjapan]

 

[guest]

Imagine not tweeting for 24 hours and people assuming you're dead or on timeout. What a waste of a life.

Imagine thinking anyone even gives a shit whether or not you've Tweeted in 24 hours. You're right, he is a waste. Fat too.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I bet he was extremely hung over

 

[EraGodless]

Wikipedia Pat

WikiPatia

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I've had norovirus twice. Both times I was on the toilet with a trash can in my lap. Good times.

 

[peckafacce]

As others have said, there's no such thing as "stomach flu". Dumb fuck gave himself food poisoning from stuffing his fat face with Indian food at a gas station.

Or he has covid, which he'll never admit to because our little piggy is fully vaxed. It's the "perfect" vaccine, after all!

He claims he had covid last year, but he didn't spread it to Niki for some unknown reason.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He claims he had covid last year, but he didn't spread it to Niki for some unknown reason.

Other way around. Niki had covid but he didn't.

 

[captainjapan]

Thick Nikki has a constant blood alcohol content of .49. Covid can't live in bag of booze and negroid flatulence

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Thick Nikki has a constant blood alcohol content of .49. Covid can't live in bag of booze and negroid flatulence

Wonder if she'll contract sickle-cell anemia, tho...

 

[guest]

WikiPatia

Rickipedia

 

[guest]

Didn't one of the guys who works in Hooligans kitchen pop up on the secret forum a few weeks ago saying he was waiting for the right time to dose Piggy? As I remember he took a vote on what to do. Looks like "sticking a finger up my ass before handling his food" won the day.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What a shameless attempt to hide the fact that all he wanted was sympathy for a stomach bug.

Get a job, lazy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We were the only ones to notice he wasnt post at his usual rate. His followers didnt care.

You are welcome Pat.