Ponderous Pissy Pig v EVS, mark 182

[TorqueWheeler]

He'll have this opportunity in prison too. Do you think he'll go for it?

He’ll have plenty of time to write if they let him use the old typewriter too. He might even finish Christmas Carnage!

 

[VizioDash]

Ethan is thanked by name in the credits of Marvel movies. That has to absolutely kill Rick.

Oh, child. Rick is personally thanked during the Yum! Brands shareholders meeting as their most valuable customer.

 

[Hudson]

"To be fair, I didn't repurpose any of the pallets in my warehouse into trash chairs. I don't have the time"

I'm sitting here taking a steaming Tomlinson and my wife came to the bathroom door and asked why I'm loffing so hard.

 

[EraGodless]

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What the fuck does that mean,

 

[bantadant]

How can the kool aid man not resist barging into that conversation?

Must be blocked and cant' see it somehow?

 

[RickReternal]

Must be blocked and cant' see it somehow?

I think tweets that include a retweet from a blocked account are suppressed. From what I can see, their views all seem very low.

 

[bantadant]

I think tweets that include a retweet from a blocked account are suppressed. From what I can see, their views all seem very low.

I admittedly have no idea how that faggot site works

 

[RickReternal]

I admittedly have no idea how that faggot site works

I’ve learned so much. For Rick

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What the fuck does that mean,

I think it means Rick is a fat idiot.

 

[New Name]

The comic guy really fucks him up I love it

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

EVS Vs Fatrick Boxing match.
Winner gets $53k
EVS just dumped a mil into frog toys, im sure he could cover the purse.
though he actually has enough fans that a little ppv would work.

Bar brawlin', knife fighting, krav maga, bjj, akido trained tough guy tomlinson would finally get to punch a "nazi" for real and settle his debt.
if he won.

Tale of the Tape
EVS
Height 6’0”
Weight: healthy
Occupation: Comic book writer, Marvel Film producer
Hometown: Provo, Utah
Special skills: doesent have to lie about his height, weight or level of success

Piggy Tomlinson
Height: 5’8” judging by photographic proof
Weight: morbidly obese, around 225KG, child.
Occupation: fat lazy alcoholic layabout
Hometown: Westfield, Wisconsin
Special skills: inability to walk away from anything hes perceived as losing, ability to come up with cope after cope to explain the lie filled life he has created, ability to come off as an absolute cunt in any and every situation he’s involved in even when complimented.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Tale of the Tape
EVS
Height 6’0”
Weight: healthy
Occupation: Comic book writer, Marvel Film producer
Hometown: Provo, Utah
Special skills: doesent have to lie about his height, weight or level of success

Piggy Tomlinson
Height: 5’8” judging by photographic proof
Weight: morbidly obese, around 225KG, child.
Occupation: fat lazy alcoholic layabout
Hometown: Westfield, Wisconsin
Special skills: inability to walk away from anything hes perceived as losing, ability to come up with cope after cope to explain the lie filled life he has created, ability to come off as an absolute cunt in any and every situation he’s involved in even when complimented.

[2 weeks later]
Patrick S Toiletson: Hey fatty check out this video of EVS knocking your ass out [vid]
P@t: Never happened, stlaker. Enjoy, Prison

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

[2 weeks later]
Patrick S Toiletson: Hey fatty check out this video of EVS knocking your ass out [vid]
P@t: Never happened, stlaker. Enjoy, Prison

Your video is doctored, atalker! Never happened, child. My atalkers are lying again, hunting my family and myself for fun!