POLL: Beefers or Dumpers

[Single Action Army]

Seeing a tushie primaly signals to my brain that her pussy is exposed, thusly she's in a state of total fuckability.
Titties are great but it's limited what you can do with them.
And yes I find anal and anuses gross. Just give me the fat mounds.

 

[Imager]

Have you ever noticed that as girls get hotter, they either have a great set of tits or a fantastic ass, but rarely ever both? I feel like it's God keeping the universe balanced.

Also, real men's answer to this question is "legs."

I know one of us here would say "pits". Speak up so we can shame you.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Shapely bottoms are more fun to look at especially with lingerie and such but big boobies are much more valuable and versatile. Mosquito bites are sad but a Hank Hill ass is awful. It's a tough one man, genuinely.

 

[Single Action Army]

real men's answer to this question is "legs."

Hips.
Hourglass hips are like a super collider for my cum.
Holy fuck my dick gets so hard at the prospect of my offspring being birthed with minimal complications.

 

[Single Action Army]

Shapely bottoms are more fun to look at especially with lingerie and such but big boobies are much more valuable and versatile. Mosquito bites are sad but a Hank Hill ass is awful. It's a tough one man, genuinely.

Confucius say "big tits but small ass leave you with full hands, but big ass small tits leave you with full heart."

 

[Imager]

Hips.
Hourglass hips are like a super collider for my cum.
Holy fuck my dick gets so hard at the prospect of my offspring being birthed with minimal complications.

I've changed my answer. You're 100% correct. More than tits, hips were built for our hands.

 

[Imager]

Notice how none of us said "Brains."

 

[Single Action Army]

Notice how none of us said "Brains."

I would take an 8 who works at Mcdonald's over a 7 who's a world-renowned scientist any day of the week.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Notice how none of us said "Brains."

There's no "big brain" section of porn and educated hooers get huffy when you point that out. Your degrees and accomplishments don't make you any sexier, stupids.

 

[Imager]

There's no "big brain" section of porn and educated hooers get huffy when you point that out. Your degrees and accomplishments don't make you any sexier, stupids.

"Young, Smart, and Full of Cum" just doesn't have that ring to it.

 

[Single Action Army]

There's no "big brain" section of porn and educated hooers get huffy when you point that out. Your degrees and accomplishments don't make you any sexier, stupids.

I love how women try to explain on dating apps or social media what schooling they went through or whatever super duper job they have then get super pissed when no man gives a shit.

I in general find it amusing when a gender tries to attract a mate as if they were the same gender.

"Oh no, my man won't find me cute today. My skirt doesn't match colors with my top!"
"Uhhh I'll send her a video of me jerking off, that'll make her cum probably."

 

[Imager]

I in general find it amusing when a gender tries to attract a mate as if they were the same gender.

Gender is a spectrum and doesn't really exist, bigot. Now suck my cock.

 

[Build Black Better]

Notice how none of us said "Brains."

Because their brains resemble pancake tits, both deflated with minimal storage capacity.