PODCAST ALERT: Princess Alena of Norway and the Worm of Bayonne ep. 1

[HH Brother]

I bet Norton’s family wants this too

I assume his dad died and he went full open gay, like he didn't already know, Treester.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I just tried watching it and Jim’s whole thing is forcing “omg I’m so annoyed. arent we quirky”, same as it’s been in any other video they’ve done together.

The YT comments are right though I think a chip and Nikki will really bring things to the next level

 

[StlakerFatti]

It would be funny, if Sirius replaced Sam with Nikita. And fired Sam.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

It would be funny, if Sirius replaced Sam with Nikita. And fired Sam.

Sam will do a show with Nicole from the Mashup (or whatever they called it) and he will be heard by even less people. It is Travis and Troy who will be fired.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I pray this ends in Jim's suicide.

It’ll be ruled a suicide and no one will bother to investigate further. Alan will inherit the celebrity photos.

 

[CutesyMissy]

It’ll be ruled a suicide and no one will bother to investigate further. Alan will inherit the celebrity photos.

Suicide by perforated intestines.

Like Mr. Hands.

 

[guest]

I just tried watching it and Jim’s whole thing is forcing “omg I’m so annoyed. arent we quirky”

Gross, he already has a gimmick.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

this is so much better than Jim and Sam

This has the masculine energy they sorely lack.

 

[quasi101]

I feel like this whole thing is going to end very badly for Jim Norton

...and he knows this of course

 

[StlakerFatti]

It’ll be ruled a suicide and no one will bother to investigate further. Alan will inherit the celebrity photos.

Who is more likely to kill themselves in this marriage?

 

[DooDooBrown]

How soon until princess Allen starts doing standup?

She better get longer dresses or else the front row will be too distracted by her ballbag.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Alan really really wants to be famous, doesn't he. Too bad he married someone on the lowest rung of the celebrity ladder.

Gotta start somewhere. It's not a terrible plan, really. Jim does have a trans friendly following. Alan can ditch the onlyfans and if it doesn't go according to plan he can just divorce Jim and take half his shit.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

it goes from '1st podcast attempt' to 'Jim's colonoscopy'... TBF they probably both wouldv'e been better if they swapped the mic & the colon tube... & more on-brand

 

[Coonskin]

I like it kind of

 

[UnPRePared]

I pray this ends in Jim's suicide.

It'll end exactly like Saltburn, and Niki will be dancing around his apartment naked as the body is pulled away from the death scene.

Don't startle her, though - if she turns your way too fast, you'll lose an eye.

 

[LingerLonger]

Gotta start somewhere. It's not a terrible plan, really. Jim does have a trans friendly following.

Does he? Because I doubt that any O&A listeners are comfortable with following an open faggot like Norton (or Anthony). And his comedian friends don't seem to like Prince Thor at all and are in the "tolerating" stage. How many Jim and Sam fans are there for Sam and his wrestling? Or are there for Norton's characters or UFC talk?

That leaves how many faggot fans? Less than .1% of the O&A audience at their peak?

Alan can ditch the onlyfans and if it doesn't go according to plan he can just divorce Jim and take half his shit.

I would love to see their prenuptial agreement in writing.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I feel like this whole thing is going to end very badly for Jim Norton and I’m perfectly fine with that.

Jimmy's broad-shouldered he-bride is a prostitute, and you can NEVER trust a prostitute. In time, he/she will take him for literally everything he has, and leave him with nothing, without so much as a wave goodbye.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Does he? Because I doubt that any O&A listeners are comfortable with following an open faggot like Norton (or Anthony). And his comedian friends don't seem to like Prince Thor at all and are in the "tolerating" stage. How many Jim and Sam fans are there for Sam and his wrestling? Or are there for Norton's characters or UFC talk?

That leaves how many faggot fans? Less than .1% of the O&A audience at their peak?

I would love to see their prenuptial agreement in writing.

I didn't say it was a big audience. Any o and a fans who still pay any positive attention to Jim are in it for the long haul (if you'll excuse the trucker yuma). Beyond that, he probably has a bunch of sex addicted losers like himself and a handful of uncritical idiots who think chip was funny that still follow him. I'm sure they will be more than happy to throw some easy money and attention at Alan until he finds his feet in the biz. It's a nice little sidestep into cracking jokes for a living and away from whoring. I say good luck to the guy.
I actually hope he flourishes so he can divorce Jim and take his apartment.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jimmy's broad-shouldered he-bride is a prostitute, and you can NEVER trust a prostitute. In time, he/she will take him for literally everything he has, and leave him with nothing, without so much as a wave goodbye.

Norton thought THIS one was different and he’s gonna save him - her and give it a great life…that means him blowing most of the money he’s saved all these years on Allen then he will lose the rest in a nasty divorce.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Norton thought THIS one was different and he’s gonna save him - her and give it a great life…that means him blowing most of the money he’s saved all these years on Allen then he will lose the rest in a nasty divorce.

One day, he'll be down in Long Branch or someplace like that, doing one of his little comedy shows at the Giggle Factory, and he'll come home to discover that everything, including his well-hung "wife", is gone. He/she has been casing the place since the day he/she arrived, and as soon as there's no more cash to milk, he/she will bail with every single thing Jimmy owns. Whores never change.