I told him on twitter I was at the same concert (TWOD/The National) and he said "no you weren't, stlaker" as if he was the only person there. Actually enrages me to think of Pat suddenly listening to TWOD in 2024.
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Please welcome Pothead Pat
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He is "catastrophically" a faggot. Hate when people use overdramatic adjectives. Rural Wisconsin's racism is so bad that it's as if an earthquake or a tornado happened there? I think you're exaggerating, Pat. Was the racism EPIC and AMAZEBALLS??? Fuckface redditor.
And him listing his qualifications as to why he's the expert is so douchey. "I went to school in a cornfield on the back of a tractor." Shut the fuck up. Bruce Springsteen with the flannel over here. Name more examples you hack. It's the classic archetype of a guy with an inferiority complex due to being from a small town that thinks he belongs in NYC or somewhere "cosmopolitan." Meanwhile he farts around Paris in his triple XL Captain American shirt he bought from Walmart.
It's not gay if you just close your eyes and pretend a hot chick is doing it
Ugh, he’s really going to become one of those know-it-all’s about marijuana since he tried it once at the age of 44
Legalization plan? It’s already pretty much legal / in the process of becoming legal everywhere. Even Joe Biden’s state of DE is currently in the process of opening dispensaries for recreational sales to be ready by early 2025. As of today there’s 24 states that have it legal and it’s up for vote in other states (prob PA and FL are next) Another empty Kamala plan.
Funny he’s upset it’s illegal, I remember back in the 2016 election Clinton claimed we needed to do “more research” on weed and couldn’t commit to an answer about the legalization. Jesse Ventura rightfully called her out on BS answer as “how much more research can you do on a plant?”
Legalization plan? It’s already pretty much legal / in the process of becoming legal everywhere. Even Joe Biden’s state of DE is currently in the process of opening dispensaries for recreational sales to be ready by early 2025. As of today there’s 24 states that have it legal and it’s up for vote in other states (prob PA and FL are next) Another empty Kamala plan.
Funny he’s upset it’s illegal, I remember back in the 2016 election Clinton claimed we needed to do “more research” on weed and couldn’t commit to an answer about the legalization. Jesse Ventura rightfully called her out on BS answer as “how much more research can you do on a plant?”
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lol Harris is in full panic mode it seems. They are getting slaughtered in the polls now after the honeymoon phase wore off.
I remember Biden had said he was going to ban menthol cigarettes but it was put on hold because they were afraid that would hurt their chances with the black vote
Wonder what Kamala’s position is on menthol cigarettes?
The comments on that weed post Pat retweeted are great, people are pointing out how this is a lie and tone deaf. Pat didn’t take a second to see his retweet is getting “ratio’d” to hell
No wonder Obama was making it a point to tell black men they have to vote for the black lady VP that wasn’t a black lady until she needed to be. I guess all that “Joy” talk is over.
No wonder Obama was making it a point to tell black men they have to vote for the black lady VP that wasn’t a black lady until she needed to be. I guess all that “Joy” talk is over.
"I took a hit and started smelling colors and seeing sounds, but I wasn't that high and it only lasted five minutes."
Also, I have had sex. It was with a girl from a different school. Her pussy slapped, it was like warm apple pie.
Didn’t captain VP Kamala jail black men for weed crimes? Lol
Basically confirms that Pat smoking weed was just a TTT so he could suddenly be "qualified" to have an opinion that supports whatever Kamala is promising to do.
Pat the pot expert now talking about edibles
Now he's crafting his newfound cannabis expertise into his poorly crafted, embarrassingly unfunny "jokes".
It's mad libs, you Tard. Also Pat doesn't see how stupid he makes his own side looking going on about Alzheimer's after they pretended Biden was perfectly fine for 3 years
Now it’s ok to laugh at people with dementia, child. I’m sorry I can’t help you.
Pot Head Pat could be the worst of all the Pats.
Next he’s going to be making jokes about 4:20 and references to munchies and Cheech and Chong. Pat is a true hack.
i was one of those faggots and want the opposite now. particularly banishment in public spaces, and especially for the "overpoliced" niggers that think it's appropriate to smoke joints wherever they want. good laugh though imaging some black guy smoking a wet joint from his massive monkey lips running a chain of dispensaries. if anything medicinal and legal marijuana removed their 'entrepreneurship'
Imagine being 3/4 of the way through your life and having the same pot arc as a 18 year old who had some mexican dirt weed and now thinks he's either Cheech or Chong.
Hey maaaaaan I spent the weekend smokin and tokin down at the rock conceeeert and lemme tell ya, Trump's totally acting like he's been puffin on the gaaanj. He'd be a better president if he did, seeing colors brighter and enjoying the music. But sadly, he won't ever because he's not a cool guy like me and still wants to make it illegal to smoke a plant grown around peace and love