Please welcome Pothead Pat

[Treat Yourself]

He didnt even get high.

If he doesn't understand why people make it their whole personality then he didn't do it. I'm a shut-in on Roosevelt Island and the one time I partook I immediately understood why some people are so obsessed with it.

 

[MonsterSteve]

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lol he didn’t even inhale did he? I remember when I first tried it and I said the same thing and then I actually tried it years later and was fucked up for many hours and I had to take a Xanax to calm my anxiety that it triggered.

Tldr he’s a fat retard

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He didnt even get high. It's pretty common for first timers to not get stoned cause they can't inhale the smoke. Plus wisconsin isn't known for having fire weed. Its just a shame he wasn't tricked into smoking K2

He was in LA being a bum

 

[MasterPosHonor]

He's probably just lying again. He smelled it in the air from somebody nearby and came up with one of his gay little stories.

 

[Mass.gov]

He’s an unironic compound media fan. He supports a creepy, ugly pedophile tranny fucker. Much worse than being even the sassiest, middleagedest alcoholic

Yeah, at first it appeared to be an ironic bit, but this guy signed up here to tell the sassters whats what and set the record straight when it comes to Anthony Cumia, Geno, Missy and co. What a sad sack.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

At least 80-90% of Americans have tried pot by the time they're 44, especially now where it's legal everywhere. Why tf does he think a few baby hits makes him a pot "expert"? He is such a faggot.

I really really hope he tries shrooms next. That might throw him into a full existential crisis.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I can't do them in social settings (especially around friends-of-friends) but I love doing them alone. Gonna pick up some to do tomorrow while I watch Redzone and ignore my phone.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I really really hope he tries shrooms next. That might throw him into a full existential crisis.

"I just ate a mushroom cap the size of a Tic-Tac, and I didn't see or feel anything. I can confidently say that everyone who claims to have visualizations is making it up."

 

[Lard Glug]

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Good, Pat. Now do fentanyl.

 

[Cuphead]

Anyone I’ve known who has done pot for a prolonged period of time has ended up with serious mental issues. At least pot can’t do any more damage to Pat’s mentally deranged mind.

One of my friends smoked large amounts almost daily for a decade and ended up having to quit because it eventually caused him extreme bouts of anxiety. When he was quitting his mental state was so bad he eventually had to go on medication.

I enjoy it every once and a while, but people who say long term and excessive use of it doesn't have side effects are fucking stupid. Even Kevin Smith and Willie Nelson have quit and admitted it was fucking them up.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He's probably just lying again. He smelled it in the air from somebody nearby and came up with one of his gay little stories.

He's like Michael Scott thinking he got high at an Alicia Keys concert:

 

[DominusOdium]

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No he didn't. Judging by his history of taking a minor incident or an insignificant thing and fantasizing a grandiose story out of it, he likely was sitting near someone and got a whiff and was all OMG CONTACT HIGH or someone next to him passed him a puff and he took a little drag like a teenage girl, didn't feel anything because he barely got any, and is now an expert on drugs.

 

[SFWA liaison]

that's about the same amount of personal knowledge he has with any topic he pontificates about

"making weed your personality is lame" he posts on four different social media apps in unison

 

[DominusOdium]

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Yeah he didn't do anything. This is how people who've never smoked think pot works. What a dork.

 

[RoTheHo69]

It doesn't even hit you the first time. If he tried it again for real he'd get a panic attack with all the people who like fucking with him.

He's probably a genius who smokes fatties and laughs at us every day for buying his shtick.

 

[CruisinColin]

He obviously got so fawkin zooted that he cut his own hair

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mom once thought she slept really well because she could smell weed I had in my room from down the hall in her room. Not weed that was being smoked, just weed in a bag in my dresser. That's like Pat.

Weed does not make colors any brighter. I've also been uncomfortably high off of weed way more than any other drug. I remember being at my buddy's place in grade 9 and always ending up with my head in my hands between my knees wondering "Why is this fun? I feel like I'm going to puke, shit and pass out simultaneously."

 

[Udders]

Anyone with weed experience knows your first time is far from your best high. That said, I would love to see Pothead Pat. He may actually be less of a gigantic raging narcissist dickhead.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Anyone with weed experience knows your first time is far from your best high. That said, I would love to see Pothead Pat. He may actually be less of a gigantic raging narcissist dickhead.

I recall not getting high the first time or two. Then again, the stuff available back then wasn’t terribly great. But whatever - we have a new Pat to add to the list. Gimme psychedelic Pat next. That one will be wild.

 

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