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no other married person does that, publicly announce and celebrate the anniversary of... the morning after the night they fucked their spouse? he's so autistic and weird, he has done it multiple times

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not remembering the first date, no, that'd be neurotypical. Sex-have Pat celebrates the MORNING AFTER to indicate he had SEX with a WOMAN
 

Honoria

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I love how they get increasingly mean towards Niki as the years pass. "She said I wasn't coming back to her apartment. I did." is also creepy.

Don't forget, he was "drowning in strange" during the 2 weeks between Ade dumping him and this. Drowning!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I love how they get increasingly mean towards Niki as the years pass. "She said I wasn't coming back to her apartment. I did." is also creepy.

Don't forget, he was "drowning in strange" during the 2 weeks between Ade dumping him and this. Drowning!
Don’t forget all the con women he was banging because he welcomed them while others didn’t.
 

Josef Kuminski

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no other married person does that, publicly announce and celebrate the anniversary of... the morning after the night they fucked their spouse? he's so autistic and weird, he has done it multiple times

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not remembering the first date, no, that'd be neurotypical. Sex-have Pat celebrates the MORNING AFTER to indicate he had SEX with a WOMAN
Out of any of the posts about his wife, the middle post is the nicest thing he’s ever said about her and posts the only remotely romantic picture of each other. He literally never posts any pictures of them being a “lovey dovey”. There are no pictures of them looking into each others eyes or any kind of PDA. How many pictures of them together does he have his arm around her and she’s looking at him the way a woman is supposed to at their husband. He almost never says anything nice about her and usually some kind of insult or backhanded compliment. He’s a shitty husband probably a minute man with that faucet dick.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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no other married person does that, publicly announce and celebrate the anniversary of... the morning after the night they fucked their spouse? he's so autistic and weird, he has done it multiple times

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not remembering the first date, no, that'd be neurotypical. Sex-have Pat celebrates the MORNING AFTER to indicate he had SEX with a WOMAN
"She told me I wasn't coming back to her apartment. I said 'No, child. You donT puT me in the friend
Zone, I puT YOU in the Rape Zone'"
 
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Out of any of the posts about his wife, the middle post is the nicest thing he’s ever said about her and posts the only remotely romantic picture of each other. He literally never posts any pictures of them being a “lovey dovey”. There are no pictures of them looking into each others eyes or any kind of PDA. How many pictures of them together does he have his arm around her and she’s looking at him the way a woman is supposed to at their husband. He almost never says anything nice about her and usually some kind of insult or backhanded compliment. He’s a shitty husband probably a minute man with that faucet dick.
She's absolutely a dikey, fugly frump, but Fatso never posts flattering pictures of her. There must be ways for her to look slightly attractive, but her husband couldn't care less about that. Not because he thinks men would be all over her - that's impossible - but because how HE looks is most important.
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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Nahhh. He really didn't. Indirectly, maybe.

I've heard every what-if under the sun at this point: "What if you were just not called Genesis?" Is the most popular one. Then we really wouldn't have ever had a shot, Mike and Tony knew that. I just don't think they ever realized in the beginning how much Phil evolved that band and became the face of it. Fuck, some people still don't know Peter Gabriel ever sang in it!

Still, yeah, we can be friends, why not?
Those are your delusions again.
 

Pat the Simp

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no other married person does that, publicly announce and celebrate the anniversary of... the morning after the night they fucked their spouse? he's so autistic and weird, he has done it multiple times

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not remembering the first date, no, that'd be neurotypical. Sex-have Pat celebrates the MORNING AFTER to indicate he had SEX with a WOMAN
I like how Pat says the stlakers he identified all look like a severed thumb yet he looks like someone drew a fish mouth face on a thumb.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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She's absolutely a dikey, fugly frump, but Fatso never posts flattering pictures of her. There must be ways for her to look slightly attractive, but her husband couldn't care less about that. Not because he thinks men would be all over her - that's impossible - but because how HE looks is most important.
She looks decent in the ones where she’s dressed up as a witch because she’s all frothed up over the ethnically ambiguous Spock as Pat waddles around in the background like a clueless cuck with deformed ears
 

TorpidSloth

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How much of a shithole was Nikkis apt. that he had to "dig for his pants"?
Did he just linger around, until Nikki said about brunch to get him out of the apartment.

All this after he waited in line for hours to get a signed book for her.
Thats sounds like the typical one night stand.
I know she's a dog, but surely she didn't bury them like a bone?
 

FatPatsBaps

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no other married person does that, publicly announce and celebrate the anniversary of... the morning after the night they fucked their spouse? he's so autistic and weird, he has done it multiple times

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not remembering the first date, no, that'd be neurotypical. Sex-have Pat celebrates the MORNING AFTER to indicate he had SEX with a WOMAN
He thinks it makes him sound quirky, whereas at best he comes off as a post-wall zany leading lady in a 90s chick flick, or someone in Sex And The City.

Pat's personality is mostly built off the gay jew writers who script the shit that women watch on TV.
 
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