Piss yourself Rick

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

 

[NoBacon]

 

[CompoundBasement]

This may be my favorite Pat post ever. Pooping through a cheese grater. You guys are sick.

The pee pee in the water balloon and squirting it on his stupid lizard really got under his skin. He's very sensitive about people dishonoring that thing which sits in a tiny, boring terrarium spending its life contemplating ways to commit suicide.

 

[guest]

Poopy piss coming out of your afraid weiner

These reddit guys are fawkin hilarious

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The pee pee in the water balloon and squirting it on his stupid lizard really got under his skin. He's very sensitive about people dishonoring that thing which sits in a tiny, boring terrarium spending its life contemplating ways to commit suicide.

It really does piss him off. The only thing in the world he actually seems to actually feel for are those faggot lizards. An animal that lacks the brain function to emote, love or feel. Like Pat. He can move his face, but he shows no emotions. Just because the idiot is smiling or frowning doesn't mean he's happy or sad, he's just moving his face.

The thing is also just a fucking living paperweight, also like Pat. Any time he takes the thing out of it's gross little cage and plops it outside it just sits there and does nothing like an asshole.

 

[SFWA liaison]

that texter is clearly terrified of RIchard, paralyzed by fear

 

[CompoundBasement]

It really does piss him off. The only thing in the world he actually seems to actually feel for are those faggot lizards. An animal that lacks the brain function to emote, love or feel. Like Pat. He can move his face, but he shows no emotions. Just because the idiot is smiling or frowning doesn't mean he's happy or sad, he's just moving his face.

The thing is also just a fucking living paperweight, also like Pat. Any time he takes the thing out of it's gross little cage and plops it outside it just sits there and does nothing like an asshole.

Well, there was that recent video of the poor thing trying to dig its own grave in the "garden" while his dopey wife was planting crap that'll be dead in a couple months.

 

[PickleRickle]

I think I get it. Your life is already over, right? So, what he's saying is your corpse has pissed and shit itself. Rick killed your ass.

Fuckin checkmate, pisschilds and shitchilds.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Imagine how merciless they were in high school. Pat will respond to anything. One of the other simpletons in his retard math class could just accuse Pat of shitting himself and eating it all class period to pass the time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well, there was that recent video of the poor thing trying to dig its own grave in the "garden" while his dopey wife was planting crap that'll be dead in a couple months.

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You know what my dog does when I take him outside? He runs around and adventures and pisses on stuff and just generally has a soul. He's also tangibly happy to see me whenever I come in the door. Lizards can fuck off.

 

[felonious_patposter]

A pee/poo combination in a water balloon can disable Russias hypersonic missiles.

Do have fun.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

That was masterful.

 

[DominusOdium]

Why us?

 

[BigBeanFatty]

One gripe. It's "wiener." As in coming from Wien (Vienna).

 

[Meownaw]

One gripe. It's "wiener." As in coming from Wien (Vienna).

I thought it was wiener because they look like penises.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

I thought it was wiener because they look like penises.

The Viennese are dicks

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Pinch a loaf in your britches shattered my ribcage

 

[Dennis Denuto]

My ribs

 

[guest]

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My ribs

I'm on my way to the ER

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]