Pig's weekly Tiny Tim update

[Brooke Shields]

London Burkers - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

About 12 paragraphs, oh im sorry patrick,

he's done his work for the next 2 weeks

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

And nobody has bought it or interested

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Researching"

Aka Wikipedia

I have never seen a self professed "author" and "creative" who never reads anything other than Twitter posts and short, easily digested (lol) factoids on his screen.

Owning books don't count if you never crack them open. He tries so hard to come across as an intellectual when he's just another middle aged nobody who got caught up and addicted to social media and gadgets.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

God what a doughy homo

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

The legend of Swiney Turd. He put the remains of black children into mince pies.

 

[guest]

That fucking ssssssssscumbag!

 

[jakedeptula]

I'm certain Fat Rick listened to a Stuff You Should Know podcast about exactly this topic, which tells you everything you need to know, and he's just trying pass it off as his own research

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I suppose he doesn’t have to research how to behave in court.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Don't let him fool you. He's researching Victorian pepperoni making.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

You're not 'minding' anything, Patrick.

Your manners, weight, lolsuit debts, wife's nigger fart vagina.

What's sommadem otha thangs Patrick S Tomlinson isn't minding?

The steps needed to satisfy Krinsky, get a restraining order, or fill a woman with anything but dread.

 

[Guinness525]

I saw Young Frankenstein, too, stupid.

I don’t even believe he’s seen that. But hey, maybe they reference it in Hotel Transylvania.

Fucking manchild.

 

[AntSucks]

London Burkers - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

About 12 paragraphs, oh im sorry patrick, View attachment 30810

he's done his work for the next 2 weeks

So early 1800s then. Is he retarded?

































Yes. And also fat.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

All great authors start writing a book and then begin researching months later, child.

This thing is going to be such a turd. I can't wait.

 

[Clint Ruin]

All great authors start writing a book and then begin researching months later, child.

This thing is going to be such a turd. I can't wait.

Googles shit then puts it in a book. An AI algorithm is going to replace shitty hack writers like him real soon.

 

[stealthygeek]

Update:

LXG = League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. So he's copying from multiple established works, not just Dickens.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I saw Young Frankenstein, too, stupid.

You only need the one comma AFTER "too", but I hear ya loud and clear.

 

[Clint Ruin]

You only need the one comma AFTER "too", but I hear ya loud and clear.

I'll switch them out for periods so I can be a scifi writer

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

It's taken him almost six months to write 20k words, real writers would do that in one or two weeks and actually get paid for their work, pathetic.

 

[Phish]

It's taken him almost six months to write 20k words, real writers would do that in one or two weeks and actually get paid for their work, pathetic.

Stephen King (faggot, but successful): “King says it's best to write a minimum of 2000 words a day to avoid “the smooch of death.” “Read and write four to six hours a day. If you cannot find the time for that, you can't expect to become a good writer”.

Pat spends 4-6 hours a day farting under a pink blankie for gods sake.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

"I don't normally have to research anything. It's called Science Fiction for a reason, child."