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Fort Simpter.I’ll send the Artillery right to Oakland Avenue for the first shots of the war to be fired.
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Fort Simpter.I’ll send the Artillery right to Oakland Avenue for the first shots of the war to be fired.
I love BertWe need to educate the people in his replies, brothermen.
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Woah so that means Roadhouse wasn't based on a real movie? Fuck.That dumb pirate rambled for 40 minutes for nothing. Might be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen on twitter. None of that shit happened, I’ve been in and out of the bar business for years and that shit only happens in movies. No bar is purposely going to try and alienate customers, especially in this day and age where anyone who isn’t white being treated badly would go viral. Sure Pirate, the police are always watching you when you enter certain towns. These freaks want everyone to believe there’s a war going on and Nazis are everywhere chasing POC and gays (nobody gives a shit about the gays anymore, that was decades ago) with pitchforks.
Security footage of nazis arriving to confront the pirateThat dumb pirate rambled for 40 minutes for nothing. Might be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen on twitter. None of that shit happened, I’ve been in and out of the bar business for years and that shit only happens in movies. No bar is purposely going to try and alienate customers, especially in this day and age where anyone who isn’t white being treated badly would go viral. Sure Pirate, the police are always watching you when you enter certain towns. These freaks want everyone to believe there’s a war going on and Nazis are everywhere chasing POC and gays (nobody gives a shit about the gays anymore, that was decades ago) with pitchforks.
Security footage of nazis arriving to confront the pirate
Lol the only blows Joseph Cumia was landing were handed out for $3 in the men’s roomRoadhouse rules, whenever I watch it I wonder if Brother Joe had to fight his way out of all the bars, clubs and honky tonks he played back in the 80's. My uncle Curly said shit was crazy like that in the 80's.
I watched every time I could in the cable days, but more for the comedy than anything else.Roadhouse rules, whenever I watch it I wonder if Brother Joe had to fight his way out of all the bars, clubs and honky tonks he played back in the 80's. My uncle Curly said shit was crazy like that in the 80's.
Patricks on the front lines, as we speak, little nothing. This war is fought by farting under pink blankies and copy pasting replies to atalkers, not in the jungle or trenches.There isn't going to be a "civil war". This country is full of obese tweeting faggots who wouldn't survive for two hours under even the mildest duress, let alone during full-scale conflict.
So then this war is being fort with biological weapons? Pat is a war criminal.Patricks on the front lines, as we speak, little nothing. This war is fought by farting under pink blankies and copy pasting replies to atalkers, not in the jungle or trenches.
Isn't that an actual threat? Isn't that grounds for banning?Chickenhawk Pat is back. Also note the "Our daughters":
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General Fatton is already barking orders:
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Only one way to find out.Isn't that an actual threat? Isn't that grounds for banning?
I wonder if anyone will report himIsn't that an actual threat? Isn't that grounds for banning?
BTW, no laws have changed, why is he acting as if this happened alreadyChickenhawk Pat is back. Also note the "Our daughters":
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Of all the shit that didn't happen, that didn't happen the mostThe pirate is a survivor
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I think he's loying
They should've curb stomped him for wearing that shirtHAHAAH of course he's a Jew.
YEEEEEESSSSSS! I'm packing more than fudge and am a deranged lunatic with homo-cidal tendenciesssss!!
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