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Why would he need to do all that when he’s pulling down $80k/month with the Airbnb?
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Piggy Got Paid
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A book that gets zero promotion is just flying off the shelves.
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He only gets paid twice a year since he’s without a contract so it’s a big deal even though normal get paid every week / 2 weeks because they have jobs. At 43 getting paid for your work is still unusual to Pat.
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Also suspicious that he gets a sales bump after he WHY US media tour but claims he isn’t swatting himself for attention and potential pity / sympathy sales. The news reports showed the covers of his books.
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I can’t imagine what royalties are on a book that retails for less than $15
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Closer to 0 because there's no way piggy earned enough to cover his advance.
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I think his AR advance was almost nothing so he did actually earn it out.
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It's also by far his bestselling book, presumably because nerds love a series and it's his only finished trilogy (lol) and people tend to like to start at the beginning with an author. No many seem to have continued on down his bibliography. Also, pat, the reason ebooks dominate your sales is because of impulse/pity buys due to your "brand." Paying $7 (when it isn't free or a dollar) is throwaway money for normal people, and if they never read it at least they don't have to look at your shit story in their bookcase.
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That's less than a thousand books an installment. What is he bragging about.
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The premise of The Ark is actually pretty interesting, so I looked up "murder mystery on a generation ship" and found all kinds of results, including a SyFy channel miniseries called Ascension. Pat stumbled onto an interesting premise and nearly got a successful book out of it, but his complete lack of talent was his undoing.
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Loved Ascension. Lovely little mindfuck.
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Everything he does is just derivative bullshit. He's incapable of coming up with an original idea.
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You guys are way, way off. He pulled in around $743K. Right, Suester? @Sue Lightning
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#CanyonFats
Does anyone remember how it was Patty arguing about his miniscule royalty checks that got pig permanently back on the menu in late 2019? Despite his oinking lies about stlaker children "double and tripling down" on harassment when Patrick tried ignoring them (which he never did), from about June to September 2019 nobody really gave a fuck about fatty until he Kool-Aid manned his way into like a 5 comment thread on r/starshiprepo about how his royalty checks are probably smaller than his small testicles and he corrected the record to let everyone know that he has huge testicles and an even huger royalty check and everyone is a stupid little baby child who knows nothing of the publishing industry. Then he wouldn't stop replying to every single person who told him how fat and stupid he is. And now here we are.
Does anyone remember how it was Patty arguing about his miniscule royalty checks that got pig permanently back on the menu in late 2019? Despite his oinking lies about stlaker children "double and tripling down" on harassment when Patrick tried ignoring them (which he never did), from about June to September 2019 nobody really gave a fuck about fatty until he Kool-Aid manned his way into like a 5 comment thread on r/starshiprepo about how his royalty checks are probably smaller than his small testicles and he corrected the record to let everyone know that he has huge testicles and an even huger royalty check and everyone is a stupid little baby child who knows nothing of the publishing industry. Then he wouldn't stop replying to every single person who told him how fat and stupid he is. And now here we are.
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Since quasi has been satisfied he can go back to lying about his income and book sales.
Cocksure, arrogant pat is the most fun pat. Hopefully he gets his swagger back.
Cocksure, arrogant pat is the most fun pat. Hopefully he gets his swagger back.