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Seems like he got his book check
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“4 in progress” yet he only gives updates on his Tiny Tim novel. He considers A Christmas Carnage to be the breadwinner of the bunch
Pat never passes up a chance to act like he better than others.Predictable that he'd be purchase-bragging soon after the satisfaction of judgement. Already did the bike repair and now this.
He can't help himself, he's very simple minded.
No shit. Im saying this is the time of year he gets one of his two book checks.That's from two years ago.
Anthony Cumia (currently in the hospital for a quadruple bypass) also has a Frank's Sign. He used to block every Pest who'd send him a photo of his earlobe and that Wikipedia link.View attachment 158797
Also, shout-out to Niki (Dyke and Bush).
Gotcha. Do you think the annual check was enough for a new computer? I cant see him getting more than $20-30 in residuals. He doesn't sell shit.No shit. Im saying this is the time of year he gets one of his two book checks.
It might explain why he was so desperate not to have that debtor's exam, and why a family member jumped in at the last second to #PayQuasi. It's likely a combination of things. Lynne laundering money through Niki's sham business, tax/welfare scams, other totally illegal and dishonest methods of making money that Patrick totally deserves because he's a fighter against Fascism. Nevertheless if the books are opened, it's likely not just Patrick who goes down. Nobody wants to throw down $38,000 to bail out a retard, but the bigger expense is hiring lawyers to fight an IRS case.
I really have no idea. Im not sure how that industry pays out or what cut of sales he gets. Some people on kiwi are more familiar with how much he could possibly get paid out and one fella has a way of seeing pats physical book sales. So you could get a partial idea of what he made. Nobody has shown his digital sales numbers so thats a missing variable on his book income. Id guess that check covered the majority of the computer but he might have had to come out of pocket a couple hundred bucks to cover the difference. Whatever he makes its not enough to live off of alone.Gotcha, sport. Do you think the annual check was enough for a new computer?
There is no way he makes more than a few beers worth of residuals a year. He is on some form of government assistance for sure. Maybe disability, possibly section 8 based on where he lives. He's only ever admitted to being on "Obamacare" but there is certainly more than that filling the trough.I really have no idea. Im not sure how that industry pays out or what cut of sales he gets. Some people on kiwi are more familiar with how much he could possibly get paid out and one fella has a way of seeing pats physical book sales. So you could get a partial idea of what he made. Nobody has shown his digital sales numbers so thats a missing variable on his book income. Id guess that check covered the majority of the computer but he might have had to come out of pocket a couple hundred bucks to cover the difference. Whatever he makes its not enough to live off of alone.
It's less than $100. None of his Tor Books titles have earned out, and his Angry Robot books sell maybe a dozen copies here and there when he "goes viral" or they are on sale for $1. He bought the laptop to give people the illusion that he makes a living off his writing.I really have no idea. Im not sure how that industry pays out or what cut of sales he gets. Some people on kiwi are more familiar with how much he could possibly get paid out and one fella has a way of seeing pats physical book sales. So you could get a partial idea of what he made. Nobody has shown his digital sales numbers so thats a missing variable on his book income. Id guess that check covered the majority of the computer but he might have had to come out of pocket a couple hundred bucks to cover the difference. Whatever he makes its not enough to live off of alone.
A ~$900 purchase is by no means a back-breaking expense but still the question must be asked: how do these unemployed idiots afford all of this shit? Pat lives off of "residual income" and Niki's only job is part-time work for The Moth. I have no idea where their money comes from.
I doubt Patrick ever went to his school's computer lab or library. 1.78 and all.I bet that was the computer his school had in the computer lab but pat wants it to sound like they had one in the house.
Makes sense, from his purchases history he seems to buy things in October and April. Explains their low budget vacations - as soon as ANY money comes in it’s time to celebrate, Niki!I really have no idea. Im not sure how that industry pays out or what cut of sales he gets. Some people on kiwi are more familiar with how much he could possibly get paid out and one fella has a way of seeing pats physical book sales. So you could get a partial idea of what he made. Nobody has shown his digital sales numbers so thats a missing variable on his book income. Id guess that check covered the majority of the computer but he might have had to come out of pocket a couple hundred bucks to cover the difference. Whatever he makes its not enough to live off of alone.
Some of that homemade hot sauceHe must have fucked up his other one. Maybe spilled his retarded tea on it. Im sure niki is thrilled they are $800 lighter before she even gets off work.
Don't real writers have an actual word processor? Or don't they use them any more?Why does he need a fucking tablet to write? He has an expensive folding phone already, what function does this dumb tablet fill that an actual laptop couldn't do better in every way, or a simple Bluetooth keyboard for his phone couldn't do? What a moron.
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