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You wear your motorcycle jacket in the bar in August?
Nice fat sweaty larp-tard lie, stupid.
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Pigfuck X Barfingson: "Put on a few pounds I'm not happy about"
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Nice fat sweaty larp-tard lie, stupid.
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Some young guys were probably having a good time near his stool and maybe were a little bit loud. Annoyed by the existence of well-adjusted fit men, Pat imagined going over there and telling them to shut up, and then sullenly tweeted this instead.
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I’m shocked that he ever admitted even this much
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Your BP is “shockingly, very good” because you take strong medication that people your age shouldn’t have to, you fat bastard. It should be optimal.
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He probably doesn't have one. What would he put in it?
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Don't trust the science, child. Why does the scientific community feel it's appropriate or justified to make me look like a portly and cartoonish hog?
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Kohls gift cards and a Robin Yount baseball card
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One of the things that made me stop doing drugs was that I would make Patrick-style social media posts.
Weird references that assumed the reader had followed my entire life and all my posts religiously, weird over sharing almost non-sequiturs like Patrick’s blood pressure comment here or his sex the day before yesterday nonsense. Just really gay shit.
For reference, I made less of them and, IMO, somewhat less gay ones than Patrick’s, and I was doing meth, Xanax, and heroin. That’s how mentally defective he is.
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"back to hitting the gym hard."
If you say so, fatass. It's clear by looking through years of pictures that he's never "hit the gym hard," ever. And whatever happened to the home gym? That should have been adequate* to keep off extra weight for the last few months.
"The doctor told me to open up and say oink!"--Norm
*adequate, Patrick. It means good enough.
If you say so, fatass. It's clear by looking through years of pictures that he's never "hit the gym hard," ever. And whatever happened to the home gym? That should have been adequate* to keep off extra weight for the last few months.
"The doctor told me to open up and say oink!"--Norm
*adequate, Patrick. It means good enough.
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He’s always angry about “college bros” yet continues to hang out in bars frequented by college kids when he’s in his 40s. Also why mention a reinforced motorcycle jacket? Oh right, he needs to let Internet strangers know he’s a big tough STRAIGHT guy that does MANLY things like drink beer, work out, watch football and ride motorcycles! No over compensation here…
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He was bitching about the steam room not being open in his last gym selfie. Crying over a steam room means you’ve NEVER hit the gym hard and his workouts have been him walking around, standing in place to look at his phone, then leaving thinking he accomplished something.
I used to work with this fat idiot who joined a LA Fitness type gym and bragged about how he was going to get in great shape and be a big powerhouse muscle guy. His workouts were him sitting in the pool (not even swimming), waking around, using the steam room, and tanning. As you can imagine he only got fatter.
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They are vanity pounds, child. I'm sorry you're stupid.
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He needed a doctor to tell him that? What a fat retard.
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Fatricks's weird mouth looks like he eats subway sandwiches in one bite, sideways
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I’m honestly a little curious how BMI actually works. Pat is a disgusting fat fuck even without it, I just don’t understand the math involved relative to my own weight.
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I've literally never been in a steam room my whole. Every pool and gym I've been to had one, and never saw a slim person go in once. What's the appeal?
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Pat's gotten so fat he can't even button up that stupid Brewer's baseball jersey. That jersey was already an XL too.
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That jersey was also one of the gimmick Spanish ones that all end up in the 75% off clearance bin because the real fans don’t buy those. Patty can’t afford a real jersey because he’s poor, child.
