Pig took this picture standing there with his tits hanging out

[Chive Turkey]

waffle stomps it down the drain

oh my poor suffering ribs

 

[BudDickman]

Gross. Imagine showering at an airport in the first place (why?) and knowing that fat pig or someone like him was just in there before you. He probably shit in there too.

What an oinker.

Stomping shits into the shower drain like Joey Diaz?

 

[NoBacon]

Complimentary booze and showers isn’t a flex. It’s sounds like something a homeless man is excited about.

 

[RobertMewler]

His childlike ability to be amazed at the most mundane things might've been almost endearing, if it weren't for the fact it's all just a pathetic and cynical attempt at getting attention.

He's a rube. He pretends he's a cosmopolitan jet setter but he'll always be a Westfield 1.7.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Complimentary booze and showers isn’t a flex. It’s sounds like something a homeless man is excited about.

Exactly - a quick google shows Milwaukee to LA connects through Minneapolis. All 3 have a delta lounge. The layovers look to be about ~1.5 hours so he probably wasn’t showering because that would take time away from slamming drinks and eating bad food.

My guess is they got to LA early with someone who could bring guests to the lounge and they jumped on the opportunity to stuff their faces with free food and booze. They happened to find out they could shower, which they both did because they’re disgusting slobs.

He’s trying to portray it as something special but it’s not - it’s the behavior of two people on a tight budget who are thrilled at the idea of getting shitfaced for free.

 

[Udders]

This is definitely the pleb lounge. Real jet setters are in the lounges they don't publicize or tell people like Pat about.

 

[Mikekeke]

Is this nigger seriously bragging about public showers. Central American prisons have those too, I don't see anyone singing their praises.

His childlike ability to be amazed at the most mundane things might've been almost endearing, if it weren't for the fact it's all just a pathetic and cynical attempt at getting attention.

He probably did that fat person stare we do where his jaw was just hanging and he was mouth breathing while his brain was processing what he was seeing. Get the key to the Pig Pen Lounge, here comes ol' meatloaf and gravy brains.

 

[guest]

He didn’t just mention booze, he mentioned complimentary booze.

There’s no way Pig has status with Delta. I bet this fat fuck paid $40 for a lounge pass and brought his dumb wife as a guest. They must have showed up extra early to get their money’s worth.

I bet he got one for free as a promo with some credit card that he’s running up. Obviously he’s never been in one of these based on the way he’s acting.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He is bragging that he fucked Nikki in an airport shower?

 

[It’s Meboe]

Lol he took of his watch and second, better wedding ring, to take a picture of an airport shower.

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Of course Pat leaves the seat up

 

[DanFielding]

He is bragging that he fucked Nikki in an airport shower?

It's a horrible mental image. I had better get out of this thread before my dinner is all over the sidewalk.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Oof, I hope they knew enough to bring a pair of sperm gliders at least.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Christ, Pat. Even gyms and fitness center locker rooms have show ---- oh, wait. He wouldn't know that.

 

[guest]

He just left a hotel. Why even shower at the airport? He must have shit his pants again.

Gotta thumb his nose at Quasi, who will never be paid a penny.

 

[VizioDash]

Christ, Pat. Even gyms and fitness center locker rooms have show ---- oh, wait. He wouldn't know that.

He's more into the bathhouse scene.

 

[FurBurger]

Complementary booze... Get in early.

Yeah, I can't imagine Pat having any sort of self control in that situation, and leaving any booze for anyone else.

 

[OpieRadio]

He's bragging about taking a shower.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

This is definitely the pleb lounge. Real jet setters are in the lounges they don't publicize or tell people like Pat about.

Can confirm. The mainline lounges are laughably awful but Rube Pat and Ugly Niki were thrilled to be in the commoner lounge with the other circus folk. The next user of that shitter was a Laotian peasant flying with live chickens.

Tomlinson is utter trash in every way.