Pig rooting in the garden again

[Ladynyahh]

This 42 year old man has a lizard as a pet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

LOL what this actually means is Niki is outside hiding away from him while he paces back and forth inside the house flipping the fuck out. He came outside to take some quick pictures. I bet she's mad as fuck. Look how red her face is. I bet she's going to stab toothless in the heart

You're 100% right. She's out there working, hearing him screaming at his phone inside the house and then he waddles out and plops that faggot lizard down in front of her and takes a picture. He's lucky she didn't just pick the thing up and throw it across the alley.

 

[Suetonius]

 

[HeyItsVos]

She may have brought the lizard out fearing Pat would harm it while having a tantrum. The cats can more easily evade him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think I can speak for all of us when I say if I saw my neighbor carry out a lizard before he starts gardening I would think he's deeply autistic

I think it's fucked up whenever people bring unusual pets outside of their home. If you're carrying a rat around in public, you're a fucking weirdo. When I see some fag walking around with a snake wrapped around his neck I always take a moment to pray to God that it strangles him in front of me. So far God has put me on the Pay No Mind list. I used to see a couple walking a ferret on a harness and leash in town all the time. That wasn't even so bad because the thing seemed to basically behave like a little dog, but it was still weird seeing a pair of seemingly normal people walking a fucking weasel in a park. If you want a pet that does shit with you, get a dog. They actually like doing shit that you want them to do. They're like the only animal that has that quality.

 

[patrick is fat]

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“exactly no work” really doesn’t sound right. “no” can’t be an exact value. “exactly 0 work” makes more sense and sounds better, but he didn’t use that because he’s bad at using the english language. fat too.

 

[WheelchairFred]

not familiar with the region but isn't it like a month late to be planting? lazy swine!

That's why it's all starter plants and not from seeds. Lazy procrastinators trying to make up time by going to the Home Depot gardening center and just dumping plants someone else cared for into their dirt strip. And now they're urban farmers I guess?

 

[Meownaw]

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No detail ever escapes this place. Jesus Christ.

 

[Phish]

No detail ever escapes this place. Jesus Christ.

I still cant even find it. However i did find an non native evasive species. So I loaded up my red ryder bb gun.

 

[guest]

Are those sunglasses surgically implanted on her head?

What if she has to snap a picture with him? How will she ever deny it?

 

[Phish]

This 42 year old man has a lizard as a pet.

Whats he supposed to have? A daughter or somethin?

 

[guest]

This is him trying to appear that everything is fine at home, I havent actually been sperging at an old woman for 2 days straight, im gardening, child.

Because for the last 4 days he's been more manic and upset than usual. Which is a lot.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I think it's fucked up whenever people bring unusual pets outside of their home. If you're carrying a rat around in public, you're a fucking weirdo. When I see some fag walking around with a snake wrapped around his neck I always take a moment to pray to God that it strangles him in front of me. So far God has put me on the Pay No Mind list. I used to see a couple walking a ferret on a harness and leash in town all the time. That wasn't even so bad because the thing seemed to basically behave like a little dog, but it was still weird seeing a pair of seemingly normal people walking a fucking weasel in a park. If you want a pet that does shit with you, get a dog. They actually like doing shit that you want them to do. They're like the only animal that has that quality.

Nice anteater, stupid.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I still cant even find it. However i did find an non native evasive species. So I loaded up my red ryder bb gun.

Vos calls them "farmints"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Nice anteater, stupid.

What a cocksucker.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

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Looks like they ran out of mulch how did they do that with the big pile they had in driveway?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Imagine taking your lizard out of it's enclosure and putting it in your 1992 Bosnian tier garden to take a photo for twitter.. now imagine doing that but your 42, fat & gay.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

And if there's there's one thing that's agreed
a fat faggot has a hungry mouth to feed
Do we simply turn our head and pretend we don't see
while this obese turd makes Pepperoniiiiiii

 

[Stent]

If they had raised planter boxes filled with decent soil it would be more productive, easier to look after and look much better.

These bumbling fucks really are only capable of basic thinking and action. Plant go in dirt.

 

[N64 Cube]

where are the garbage chairs?

Probably went out with the trash. He sat in them and they broke.








He’s fat you see.