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Pig is having himself a normal one today

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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When you’re unemployed weekends and holidays are meaningless.
He will still look at it as a reason to get drunk. Jimmie Buffet died and he had to make it a reason to drink.

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UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Do I agree with all you lads say here? Not at all.

Do I argue with you about it? No. I choose my moments for civil debate, but I'm old enough to realize, and stress to others, that screaming your view to an opposing side is an immediate loss. Tolerance, patience and civility is what will make someone listen.

Pat is the extreme that never listens. If he could keep his blood pressure stable and actually talk with someone, he might get them to rethink their outlook. But every. Fucking. Time. He resorts to screaming like a five year old in a tantrum.

"I know you are but what am I" does not equal success at any point in life.
 
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Do I agree with all you lads say here? Not at all.

Do I argue with you about it? No. I choose my moments for civil debate, but I'm old enough to realize, and stress to others, that screaming your view to an opposing side is an immediate loss. Tolerance, patience and civility is what will make someone listen.

Pat is the extreme that never listens. If he could keep his blood pressure stable and actually talk with someone, he might get them to rethink their outlook. But every. Fucking. Time. He resorts to screaming like a five year old in a tantrum.

"I know you are but what am I" does not equal success at any point in life.
He's an easy lover. He'll take our hearts but we won't feel it.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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282,828
Do I agree with all you lads say here? Not at all.

Do I argue with you about it? No. I choose my moments for civil debate, but I'm old enough to realize, and stress to others, that screaming your view to an opposing side is an immediate loss. Tolerance, patience and civility is what will make someone listen.

Pat is the extreme that never listens. If he could keep his blood pressure stable and actually talk with someone, he might get them to rethink their outlook. But every. Fucking. Time. He resorts to screaming like a five year old in a tantrum.

"I know you are but what am I" does not equal success at any point in life.
Pat cant have a rational conversation. He thinks anytime he is talking to someone that he is teaching them something and there isnt room for debate. Twitter is the only place where he can feel like he is an authority.
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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He's uniquely unlikeable.

He truly is. How is saying "replacing Biden with a better, younger candidate is the best way to beat Trump" a bad take? He can't just say he thinks Biden is a good choice either; he has to be a snarky bitch about it with "And you're wrong. It happens". Just never ever to you, eh pig?

He's such a fucking cunt of a human being. I delight in his misery.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Pat cant have a rational conversation. He thinks anytime he is talking to someone that he is teaching them something and there isnt room for debate. Twitter is the only place where he can feel like he is an authority.

Hey hey hey, you need to remember something, pal:

THERE'S ONLY ONE SIDE TO A STORY, AND IT'S HIS.
















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Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Build another chair and fuck off. Rick and Boomia tha both of ya
Would you like a chair or baby dresser/change table, I just made that this weekend around football, posting here, and taking my kids places. I was sanding until like 4:30AM. I'm productive, so are you, in your own way. The handcrafted piece is for a friend's daughter. It's nice to have skills.
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Its not even like the guy was promoting Trump. He just said Biden is too old for another term and he is right. Pat wasnt even a Biden supporter until he didnt have a choice and he was the last option. He wanted to vote for some woman as I recall.
The best part is if the democrats get Biden to step away, Pat will then explain why Newsome or whatever other guy they get in his place is better. He's always right as we all know.
 
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