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Pig getting dragged by EVS again

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
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Has he seen the tweet where Fat talks down to the guy who's a waiter, despite the fact that that guy seemed to have an actual relationship with his daughter, and probably makes more in tips at a steakhouse in Vegas than Fat does from hand selling his shitty books

Here is another one of Patrick Six Childson getting owned again on "his battlefield" twitter.

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@LouiseMensch defends pedophiles and was married to one. She has a lot in her circle and got pig on the stalking podcast. No wonder Six Figure Childson is sucking her cock and kissing ass.

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Owned!
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Will Tate

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Meanwhile EVS recently spent $1 million dollars of his own capitol to have toys made of his comic frog.
Got 3 of them on the way. Where can I order my Firstname Lastname figure, Pat? I suppose I could kitbash my own transgender spacecrab, just glue a dildo to a plastic crab from a giftshop at Old Orchid Beach.
But imagine a figure of Patrick S. Tomlinson himself, like Hasbro did for Stan Lee, what a collector's item that would be! I sure hope somebody makes one soon so I don't have to, cuz you don't need to be a Mewler to get that done, all it would take is finding a Wayne Knight from Jurassic Park and send sending pictures of Pat to Hasbro's Selfie Series. Not that I've thought this through or anything, but I saw this idea on a Reddit sub once.
 
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Got 3 of them on the way. Where can I order my Firstname Lastname figure, Pat? I suppose I could kitbash my own transgender spacecrab, just glue a dildo to a plastic crab from a giftshop at Old Orchid Beach.
But imagine a figure of Patrick S. Tomlinson himself, like Hasbro did for Stan Lee, what a collector's item that would be! I sure hope somebody makes one soon so I don't have to, cuz you don't need to be a Mewler to get that done, all it would take is finding a Wayne Knight from Jurassic Park and send sending pictures of Pat to Hasbro's Selfie Series. Not that I've thought this through or anything, but I saw this idea on a Reddit sub once.
Little. Infant. Baby. CHILD.

My action figure is a collectible worth many thousands of dollars, and highly desired by everyone. You, on the other hand, will never know what it's like to be desired, valuable, or attached nice and snug to a blister card.


Enjoy. The. Clearance. Bin.
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Little. Infant. Baby. CHILD.

My action figure is a collectible worth many thousands of dollars, and highly desired by everyone. You, on the other hand, will never know what it's like to be desired, valuable, or attached nice and snug to a blister card.

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Thats a good one. I was going to post a Barnyard Commando or a Food Fighter.
 
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