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To be fair, EVS did at least one episode of the Dancast
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To be fair, EVS did at least one episode of the Dancast
To be fair, EVS did at least one episode of the Dancast
He posts here. He did the ol' wink-and-nod "gee I bet he totally doesn't post here" on his account a few weeks ago.Ethan Van Brotherman is my favorite civilian. Although I bet he posts or at least lurks here, so he's not really a civilian. He really has Rick figured out
Why wouldn’t he post here? We’re hilariousHe posts here. He did the ol' wink-and-nod "gee I bet he totally doesn't post here" on his account a few weeks ago.
Has he seen the tweet where Fat talks down to the guy who's a waiter, despite the fact that that guy seemed to have an actual relationship with his daughter, and probably makes more in tips at a steakhouse in Vegas than Fat does from hand selling his shitty books
'Twas no rape, childeth. She was gagging for itThese are your delusions again. Dan Mullen gang raped Bam with other insight software managers.
It’s one of pats top ten most revolting moments. Every time I read it i hope that waiter is a millionaire now
I hope some scholars use his head as a pinata
Even his insults involve eating shit food. Fat fucking piece of garbage.
Millionaire or not, it’s guaranteed he’s wealthier and happier than Pat right now.It’s one of pats top ten most revolting moments. Every time I read it i hope that waiter is a millionaire now
This is why Pat Posting will NEVER be over..... He deserves every bit of abuse he gets....
Got 3 of them on the way. Where can I order my Firstname Lastname figure, Pat? I suppose I could kitbash my own transgender spacecrab, just glue a dildo to a plastic crab from a giftshop at Old Orchid Beach.Meanwhile EVS recently spent $1 million dollars of his own capitol to have toys made of his comic frog.
Little. Infant. Baby. CHILD.Got 3 of them on the way. Where can I order my Firstname Lastname figure, Pat? I suppose I could kitbash my own transgender spacecrab, just glue a dildo to a plastic crab from a giftshop at Old Orchid Beach.
But imagine a figure of Patrick S. Tomlinson himself, like Hasbro did for Stan Lee, what a collector's item that would be! I sure hope somebody makes one soon so I don't have to, cuz you don't need to be a Mewler to get that done, all it would take is finding a Wayne Knight from Jurassic Park and send sending pictures of Pat to Hasbro's Selfie Series. Not that I've thought this through or anything, but I saw this idea on a Reddit sub once.
Thats a good one. I was going to post a Barnyard Commando or a Food Fighter.Little. Infant. Baby. CHILD.
My action figure is a collectible worth many thousands of dollars, and highly desired by everyone. You, on the other hand, will never know what it's like to be desired, valuable, or attached nice and snug to a blister card.
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I remember Food Fighters, my brother and I had the hamburger and hotdog growing up.Thats a good one. I was going to post a Barnyard Commando or a Food Fighter.
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