I wish I did. They are true. I swear to your God. I will admit, the chick-frequency posting is cringe, but the stories are true and accurate. I'm an open book. I dont really care what you think of the stories, some people find them funny, some dont believe they're real at all, and thats okay with me.Just admit you come up with these "chick scenarios" for ribs from the brothermen, and I will stop...