Photos you can hear

[BUBBLER]

Whoever came up with "Thatprick is Tomlinson" needs to

 

[PickleRickle]

Patrick Thomas... durrr, Patrick Tomlinson. I'm not 25 anymore- I don't close down bars (crickets).

Reminder: Patrick flubbed his own name when asked his name during the restraining order hearing against Nadolski.

He was thinking about Rahul as he was stating his name, i'm just shocked he didnt say his name was Patcanyon Boykinlinson

 

[StlakerFatti]

with cutting time mats Rick ran not even half a half-marathon

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Anyone have that quote of his where it's something like "I'm a marathon-runner who's obsessed with lifting weights, and I also write sci-fi."

 

[Farmer Brown]

You mean these?

My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.

First, how could you run a half marathon dressed like that? He's dressed to sit around in chilly weather. If it were freezing that's too much clothing.

Second, I never noticed but is he clutching his shirt sleeves? Like a full-on retard running while clutching his shirt sleeves? This is clear, photographic evidence he's a sperg.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Wonder what he called other kids when they were teasing him, before the "child" or "stlaker" became his favorite

View attachment 229950

This face looks like a "frickin asshole" or douchbag user...

He probably called someone bodaggit years before Napoleon Dynamite came out.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Do ya? How many times did he actually participate in a half marathon and then claim he was an elite athlete because of it for years after despite growing fatter and fatter as the minutes pass.

He always manages to find the sweet spot to make his lies extra unbelievable, but he doesn't know it because he has no frame of reference for the things he lies about.

Whats your routine?
Some exercises. Next question.

How often do you work out?
Almost several times per week

 

[NigelCumia]

Pat has a weird fetish involving the government protecting him from aggressive men.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

How did he think

Lemme just stop you right there. He thinks at all times like someone with a 1.7 GPA who learned nothing from "Problem Solving" class, whatever that is. Same guy who first claimed the report card wasn't his but then later crowed that it was his illegally obtained report card.

In summary, he is not a smart man.

 

[EraGodless]

You mean these?

My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.

 

[UnPRePared]

No, this is what I hear...




Jerry Mathers-looking motherfucker.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Photos you can smell

They both belong in the zoo

 

[Rudderman]

First, how could you run a half marathon dressed like that? He's dressed to sit around in chilly weather. If it were freezing that's too much clothing.

Second, I never noticed but is he clutching his shirt sleeves? Like a full-on retard running while clutching his shirt sleeves? This is clear, photographic evidence he's a sperg.

How else was he supposed to stay warm while cutting the course?

 

[Guest]

I can hear the picture of Pat in his dumb red Mustang hoodie, “running” the half marathon, breathing heavy and him shuffling his feet. I don’t have the picture but I know everyone knows which one I’m talking about.

Side note:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.threads.net/@pstomlinson/post/DAeRGL8yXFD[/URL]
View attachment 229953

No effect on his life!

What happened to “what’s your PB, sweetie?” Where’s this semi-humility from?

Almost like he would instantly have his shitty times posted by an army of fact checking funsters…

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

You mean these?

My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.

Nice running in a hoodie and jeans, stupid. He probably wore jeans during gym class too.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Photos you can smell
View attachment 230098
They both belong in the zoo

She looks like a 350lb Chrissie Mayr