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[DrTorqueCarlisi]

I had never seen this pic before today. I instantly heard this quote*.

What would you have captioned the image, if you were a youthful knucklehead in the yearbook club?


*If you don't recognize the quote, you must be new here. You need to hear Patrick in his own words, attempting to malign the first and only funster he ever got in a courtroom. Just after the 16 minute mark:

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

That smug look can only come after fully satisfying a man.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

HA HA HA!!!! HO LEE SHIT!!!! Pizza face Tomlinson! Even the shitty photo can't hide it. Nice acne, stupid.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Wonder what he called other kids when they were teasing him, before the "child" or "stlaker" became his favorite

This face looks like a "frickin asshole" or douchbag user...

 

[A House Nigger]

I can hear the picture of Pat in his dumb red Mustang hoodie, “running” the half marathon, breathing heavy and him shuffling his feet. I don’t have the picture but I know everyone knows which one I’m talking about.

Side note:

Patrick Tomlinson (@pstomlinson) on Threads

I've never run a full, but I have run seven or eight halves and that's plenty far enough, thank you. I didn't run them quickly, either. But I ran them faster than the 98% of the population who will never run one.

www.threads.net

 

[Lard Glug]

Wonder what he called other kids when they were teasing him, before the "child" or "stlaker" became his favorite

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This face looks like a "frickin asshole" or douchbag user...

Enhance!

 

[PickleRickle]

I had never seen this pic before today. I instantly heard this quote*.

What would you have captioned the image, if you were a youthful knucklehead in the yearbook club?


*If you don't recognize the quote, you must be new here. You need to hear Patrick in his own words, attempting to malign the first and only funster he ever got in a courtroom. Just after the 16 minute mark:

Please state your name for the record please

Patrick Shaw-hool

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I had never seen this pic before today. I instantly heard this quote*.

What would you have captioned the image, if you were a youthful knucklehead in the yearbook club?


*If you don't recognize the quote, you must be new here. You need to hear Patrick in his own words, attempting to malign the first and only funster he ever got in a courtroom. Just after the 16 minute mark:

No doubt he was a punching bag for the other kids, he had to have the most annoying squeaky voice his puberty voice lasted until his 20's, it does make sense that Mama Raven had to escort this delicate little flower to concerts

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

I can hear the picture of Pat in his dumb red Mustang hoodie, “running” the half marathon, breathing heavy and him shuffling his feet. I don’t have the picture but I know everyone knows which one I’m talking about.

You mean these?

My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You mean these?

My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.

My favorite thing about that last photo was the 48 year old woman he's sperging to pass actually finished with faster time that Rick.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

He runs like a tard

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

That smug look can only come after fully satisfying a man.

don't besmirch faggots like that

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

You mean these?

My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.

He runs like a dim-witted five year old boy trying to impress the girls in his 1st grade class. "Look at how fast I'm running! Hunnnhnhhhnbggh!" Fat cocksucking idiot.

 

[Phish]

Wonder what he called other kids when they were teasing him, before the "child" or "stlaker" became his favorite

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This face looks like a "frickin asshole" or douchbag user...

A “shit muffin” or “twat waffle”. Some reddit tier faggot insult

 

[EraGodless]

I had never seen this pic before today. I instantly heard this quote*.

What would you have captioned the image, if you were a youthful knucklehead in the yearbook club?


*If you don't recognize the quote, you must be new here. You need to hear Patrick in his own words, attempting to malign the first and only funster he ever got in a courtroom. Just after the 16 minute mark:

Haven't gained a pound, child.

 

[EraGodless]

Please state your name for the record please

Patrick Shaw-hool

Patrick Thomas... durrr, Patrick Tomlinson. I'm not 25 anymore- I don't close down bars (crickets).

Reminder: Patrick flubbed his own name when asked his name during the restraining order hearing against Nadolski.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Reminder: Patrick flubbed his own name when asked his name during the restraining order hearing against Nadolski.

Cut him some slack. The man was afraid for his life!

He also thought he had slid one past the legal system and was going to have the courtroom all to himself without the notorious Big Dick Andrew breathing down his neck and making Pat stutter and cry.

Poor guy. All Pat wanted in the world was a single victory so he could feel better about himself and maybe sleep at night. And that mean old judge sent him packing without even lisTening, child.

Say, I wonder how that appeal is going...

 

[EraGodless]

Cut him some slack. The man was afraid for his life!

He also thought he had slid one past the legal system and was going to have the courtroom all to himself without the notorious Big Dick Andrew breathing down his neck and making Pat stutter and cry.

Poor guy. All Pat wanted in the world was a single victory so he could feel better about himself and maybe sleep at night. And that mean old judge sent him packing without even lisTening, child.

Say, I wonder how that appeal is going...

Patrick literally thought he could just show the judge his phone and text messages between himself and Andrew. Real 1.78 move. Didn't even think to atleast print out the texts- that wouldn't have worked either, but it would atleast demonstrate that he's not legally retarded. He really needed to get an attorney who could maybe get the phone company to release the full text exchange and have it certified or notified. In lieu of actual evidence, Patrick showed up to court with his dick (I guess you can call that a dick) in his hand and just wasted everyone's time as he proceeded to get another L in the courtroom and in life.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Cut him some slack. The man was afraid for his life!

He also thought he had slid one past the legal system and was going to have the courtroom all to himself without the notorious Big Dick Andrew breathing down his neck and making Pat stutter and cry.

Poor guy. All Pat wanted in the world was a single victory so he could feel better about himself and maybe sleep at night. And that mean old judge sent him packing without even lisTening, child.

Say, I wonder how that appeal is going...

And Pat was Such a scared bitch, he didn't even bother to serve Andrew ahead of time. How did he think they were just going to grant the order without the other party even has a chance to contest it?

 

[DominusOdium]

You mean these?

My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.

patrickstomlinson
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11y ago
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"What's your workout routine?"

I work out around three times a week, alternating between circuit training, weights, and cardio. When it's not winter, I run half-marathons. I end up running around 400 miles per year.

Do ya? How many times did he actually participate in a half marathon and then claim he was an elite athlete because of it for years after despite growing fatter and fatter as the minutes pass.