Nigga that’s a big piece
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Nigga that’s a big piece
They recently had a contest on LOS where fans sent in dick pics and the smallest dick won a golden ticket to Skankfest. Jay and Luis kept getting straight up fuming angry about the dicks not being small enough. Pretty telling. Luis was half joking but Jay seemed suicidal.
They also go on about Ari Shaffir's pecker like it's huge. I've seen it, and I'm no penis expert or nothin, but it's not an impressive piece. In the same breath as saying Metzger, Ari or Dave Smith have giant dicks he'll refer to Tommy Lee's rod as "a long thinny."
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Jays fat. Fat guys cocks are covered in fat.-my mother
Yeah but the way he's so wildly insecure about his dick makes me think that he's fat on top of having a tiny penis. He was going to get gunt surgery so he could gain an inch or so but he got big fake dummy teeth like Vos and went on Ozempic instead. The lengths he'll go to not have to exercise or employ an ounce of willpower are pretty funny.
Holy fuck I didn’t know that. Why can’t he just drink water and leave carbs alone for 6 months.
For real.
I’m not unhappy with mine but it certainly isn’t 8 inches. I have had the indignation a few times of being told “it’s the perfect size” by girlfriends. Which just means average. Which is fine.
It must be quite the thrill with the huge fawkin piece really hurting women going hard.
He went to rehab for “weed”. He’s obviously a hard drug addict (probably heroin) and has the best PR team in the world making him marketable to dumb zoomers that think he’s attractive or cool.
One time I overheard my GF when I was 18 tell her friend “Yeah it’s fine. He’s normal size.” And I was FAWKIN’ ELATED
Jay and Luis but especially Jay has a really odd obsession with dicks. I’m surprised they don’t have a single fan with a micropenis. Why have you seen Ari’s dick?
You have to say it before. How else are you going to fuck her?
There's been a few videos through the years of Ari crashing people's sets ass naked. He came into The Bonfire naked one time too and they had to scramble to cover the windows. I think there were pictures from that too.
I listened to that and thought it was a bit haha.
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Pete really overstepped the line with Kanye. Not for fucking Kim, but getting Kanye's kids involved in the middle of their IG bitchfest.
Nigga got nothing going on.
That is on Kim as well for letting Pete post that shit. She has 0 respect for Ye to allow that shit eyed faggot even to humor him.
Kanye has to have some link ups back in Chicago. Have some GDs pay him a visit.
Wha happen?
Larry got lucky.
TO BE FAIRRRRR Big Jay has told the story about when he was ~12 years old, his slore mother accidentally saw him naked coming out of the shower, and she was so concerned about the supposedly small size of Big Jay's dick that she took him to a doctor to check. That's gonna permanently fuck anyone up wrt penis size.
Steve Rannazzisi had to leave Pete's dad behind during his harrowing escape from the south tower.