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I've gone both ways on this. I've been a bisexual voter on this issue. Originally I used to stand up, until I was shamed by sitters into sitting like they do. I never actually thought that the shit would smear when you stand up, it was a total myth to me. Then one time my shit was runny and it kinda happened. Those wipes where you just keep wiping and it's like fresh shit is somehow still coming out. The paper never goes white. It's brown every time. That was when I converted to sitting and baby wipes.
What can be an issue however is if you have a cheap toilet, that seat will absolutely start to be damaged from leaning on it crooked. I know none of you are kneeling with the sheer power of your ankles and calves because half of you probably have fat diabetic Joe Cumia cankles covered with white ankle socks.
What can be an issue however is if you have a cheap toilet, that seat will absolutely start to be damaged from leaning on it crooked. I know none of you are kneeling with the sheer power of your ankles and calves because half of you probably have fat diabetic Joe Cumia cankles covered with white ankle socks.
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I just dont get it though. How do you not touch the bowl. Youre sticking your hand into the toilet like a fucking sicko.
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I'm a proud hoverer, but I have wiped sitting in the past and I believe this is the proper way. You lean on butt cheek 1 and wipe around butt cheek 2. Your hand shouldn't enter the bowl I don't think
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I see. I'll try it. Seems like effort.
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How do you not form an arthritic claw when wiping towards your back? I've tried converting from a back to front because there is the occasional doody that takes a rodeo ride on nuts and I'd rather avoid that in the event I accidently get some coochie
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Wipe from back to front all day and then demand a blowjob as soon as you get home from work. They love that.
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We can all agree this nigga is a savage
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Read my comment again. Like I said, you lean to the side/forward a bit, and no your hand doesn't touch the inside of the bowl.... Unless you're retarded. I have never done it once. The water isn't that high up, dopey.